Oh, piss off. You know nothing of my life so STFU, okay? Consider yourself "blocked", girl.
Talk about witty responses. Your are the Wit of the Day.
When I go to a staff meeting there are these pretentious jerks who often drive a Saab or Volvo and arrive at the meeting with their cell phone and blue tooth headset, their laptop, and their PDA. Then there are the idiots who bring their Balckberry.
It always seems those who actually matter just bring themselves and the notes they must talk to. They may have uploaded slides to the server to project as well, but if they are important, they don't have to announce it to the world pretentiously.
BTW, when there has been a culling of talent, in the past, those with PDA's who stare into their laptops in meetings got it first.