I scoff at your motorized transportation!
And I sit here, happily typing away on my PowerBook. And I just watched a movie about gay cowboys. I must be slipping. At least the movie wasn't my choice, and I actually bought tickets for a different movie (cashier messed up, but I'm happy to have not supported the worst movie I have EVER seen).
Complaining about other people wasting their money and time is no worse than complaining about the people who complain about people wasting their time and money.
Real men can drink a Starbucks while driving a Segway that is connected to the internet via a Mac Powerbook.
I carry my Mod 21 holstered on the Segway, with one in the pipe, in case I run into overage, pretentious yuppies who home burn their own coffee beans and who whine at others personal preferences. There is even a case on file of a FR poster who spent over 400.00 to have a machine that makes a cup of coffee. Amazing. Probably had a Ralph Lauren logo on it, though, so maybe it boils water better in some mysterious way.