Real men can drink a Starbucks while driving a Segway that is connected to the internet via a Mac Powerbook.
I carry my Mod 21 holstered on the Segway, with one in the pipe, in case I run into overage, pretentious yuppies who home burn their own coffee beans and who whine at others personal preferences. There is even a case on file of a FR poster who spent over 400.00 to have a machine that makes a cup of coffee. Amazing. Probably had a Ralph Lauren logo on it, though, so maybe it boils water better in some mysterious way.
Don't be such an a$$.