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Couple finds stoned owl in Christmas tree
NBC 2 ^
| 12/15/05
| NBC 2
Posted on 12/15/2005 6:52:05 PM PST by Pikamax
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posted on
12/15/2005 6:52:06 PM PST
by
Pikamax
To: Pikamax
I read some nutjobs blog a while back that claimed the President worships a Great Stoned Owl.
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posted on
12/15/2005 6:53:53 PM PST
by
cripplecreek
(Never a minigun handy when you need one.)
To: Pikamax
![](http://images.ibsys.com/2005/1215/5542027.jpg)
The owl says: "Dude, I am higher than Jesus right now."
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posted on
12/15/2005 6:54:54 PM PST
by
Gordongekko909
(I know. Let's cut his WHOLE BODY off.)
To: cripplecreek
And Hillary used to talk to Mrs. Roosevelt....
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posted on
12/15/2005 6:55:31 PM PST
by
JoanneSD
To: Pikamax
Five days is a pretty long buzz, even for a bird.
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posted on
12/15/2005 6:56:02 PM PST
by
SouthTexas
(A Merry and Blessed Christmas to all.)
To: Pikamax
Wonder where the Owl buys the stuff...
To: Pikamax
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posted on
12/15/2005 6:56:45 PM PST
by
RTINSC
(Being Offended is the Natural Consequence of Leaving Your Home...)
To: Pikamax
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posted on
12/15/2005 6:57:34 PM PST
by
M203M4
To: SouthTexas
Owl munchies are a good thing unless you're a mouse.
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posted on
12/15/2005 6:57:38 PM PST
by
cripplecreek
(Never a minigun handy when you need one.)
To: Gordongekko909
The owl says: "Dude, I am higher than Jesus right now." ...
And then asked everyone nearby if they had either nachos, poptarts, or some "serious brownies, man!"
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posted on
12/15/2005 6:58:12 PM PST
by
Mr. Jazzy
(Bumper sticker "Martyrs or Marines: Who do YOU think will get the virgins?")
To: M203M4
Would you like me to find those pics for you?
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posted on
12/15/2005 6:58:56 PM PST
by
Gordongekko909
(I know. Let's cut his WHOLE BODY off.)
To: M203M4
Owl??? Where is the partridge?
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posted on
12/15/2005 6:58:59 PM PST
by
ARCADIA
(Abuse of power comes as no surprise)
To: Pikamax
The bill for Visine must've been enormous.
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posted on
12/15/2005 7:00:45 PM PST
by
1rudeboy
To: Pikamax
They examined the owl looked in his eyes and determined the owl was stoned.
This gives duck hunters everywhere a great new idea.
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posted on
12/15/2005 7:01:15 PM PST
by
adorno
To: Pikamax; Lijahsbubbe; aculeus; dighton
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posted on
12/15/2005 7:02:01 PM PST
by
Thinkin' Gal
(As it was in the days of NO...)
To: SouthTexas
Is that an endangered species? Is it illegal for owls to smoke weed?
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posted on
12/15/2005 7:02:16 PM PST
by
colchicine
(Friends are just enemies who don't have the guts to kill you.)
To: Pikamax
Now the environmentalists will have to demand an end to marijuana growing.
To: Pikamax
Now the environmentalists will have to demand an end to marijuana growing.
To: Pikamax
Were the Christmas trees imported from Mexico in the back of a truck with 20 "temporary workers?"
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posted on
12/15/2005 7:06:26 PM PST
by
msnimje
(http://weblogawards.org/2005/12/best_blog.php .. VOTE FOR MALKIN (everyday) -- DON'T LET KOS WIN!!)
To: Pikamax
Just look at the large dilated pupils. Isn't it obvious?
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