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1 posted on 12/15/2005 6:52:06 PM PST by Pikamax
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I read some nutjobs blog a while back that claimed the President worships a Great Stoned Owl.


2 posted on 12/15/2005 6:53:53 PM PST by cripplecreek (Never a minigun handy when you need one.)
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The owl says: "Dude, I am higher than Jesus right now."

3 posted on 12/15/2005 6:54:54 PM PST by Gordongekko909 (I know. Let's cut his WHOLE BODY off.)
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Five days is a pretty long buzz, even for a bird.


5 posted on 12/15/2005 6:56:02 PM PST by SouthTexas (A Merry and Blessed Christmas to all.)
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Wonder where the Owl buys the stuff...


6 posted on 12/15/2005 6:56:36 PM PST by Always Right
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Check it's beeber..


7 posted on 12/15/2005 6:56:45 PM PST by RTINSC (Being Offended is the Natural Consequence of Leaving Your Home...)
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O RLY?

Ya RLY

NO WA!!

8 posted on 12/15/2005 6:57:34 PM PST by M203M4
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The bill for Visine must've been enormous.


13 posted on 12/15/2005 7:00:45 PM PST by 1rudeboy
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They examined the owl looked in his eyes and determined the owl was stoned.

This gives duck hunters everywhere a great new idea.
14 posted on 12/15/2005 7:01:15 PM PST by adorno
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15 posted on 12/15/2005 7:02:01 PM PST by Thinkin' Gal (As it was in the days of NO...)
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Now the environmentalists will have to demand an end to marijuana growing.


17 posted on 12/15/2005 7:04:57 PM PST by Brilliant
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Now the environmentalists will have to demand an end to marijuana growing.


18 posted on 12/15/2005 7:04:58 PM PST by Brilliant
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Were the Christmas trees imported from Mexico in the back of a truck with 20 "temporary workers?"


19 posted on 12/15/2005 7:06:26 PM PST by msnimje (http://weblogawards.org/2005/12/best_blog.php .. VOTE FOR MALKIN (everyday) -- DON'T LET KOS WIN!!)
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Just look at the large dilated pupils. Isn't it obvious?
20 posted on 12/15/2005 7:08:42 PM PST by SampleMan
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22 posted on 12/15/2005 7:11:21 PM PST by digger48
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Oh duuuude - the eyes are a definite giveaway.


23 posted on 12/15/2005 7:11:48 PM PST by Hank Rearden (Never allow anyone who could only get a government job attempt to tell you how to run your life.)
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Reminds me of when me and a buddy went to the woods to cut their family a Christmas tree.

After several days in the warm house they found hundreds of tiny baby praying mantis all over the walls and curtains. LOL!

24 posted on 12/15/2005 7:15:18 PM PST by FReepaholic (Admitted FReepaholic since 1998.)
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Dave? Dave's not here, Man.


25 posted on 12/15/2005 7:18:09 PM PST by FreedomFarmer (Facts without theory is trivia. Theory without facts is socialism.)
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"Come on, tough guys! Ya wanna fight? I can take youse wit' bot' wings tied behind my back!"

26 posted on 12/15/2005 7:18:15 PM PST by Mr. Jeeves ("When government does too much, nobody else does much of anything." -- Mark Steyn)
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"The staff set Cheech free Thursday afternoon into the trees along bradenton beach."

Thursday, patrons of Pizza hut were importuned by an owl seeking chocolate chip pizza.

Oops, make that chocolate mousse, please - and hold the tails and claws, please.
30 posted on 12/15/2005 7:33:36 PM PST by GladesGuru (In a society predicated upon Liberty, it is essential to examine principle)
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32 posted on 12/15/2005 7:40:50 PM PST by xrp (Conservative votes are to Republicans what 90% of black votes are to Democrats (taken for granted))
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