[woofie]

My sister once told my mother .....Daddy said he had a house on a dam,or a dam on a house, or something about a dam house

[Clemenza]

One of my favorite stories: When my dad was about five years old, my grandfather, who had his own construction company, decided it would be a good idea to take my young father to the construction site.

When he came back from hanging out with the guys on the site, my five-year old father surprised my grandmother with "get me my f-cking dinner!"

He was subsequently disciplined, and it was many years until my grandma allowed granpa to take him to a construction site again.