Skip to comments.Tookie's Christmas Carol
Posted on 12/14/2005 3:59:50 PM PST by FFforFreedom
Credit for this goes to a New York City Police Officer who shall remain anonymous...
Twas the night before Tookie's execution ...
Twas the night before Christmas and all through San Quentin, the crips were protesting, and liberals were ventin'.
The cyanide hung by the chamber wth care, in hopes that the reaper soon would be there.
The inmates were nestled all snug in their bed ; except for Old Tookie, who soon would be dead.
And me with my beer mug, dressed warm in my flannel, had curled up to watch it, on the Fox News Channel.
I set up my TIVO to record the news station, and thoroughly loved the momentous occasion.
It seemed lady justice had gotten her way, and that there would be one less savage today.
When outside the jail there arose such a clatter, the cameras had turned to see what was the matter.
When what to my civilized eyes did appear, but a lineup of actors, all liberal, half queer.
The misguided freaks drew some curious looks, as they proclaimed his innocence; clutching his books.
The tears then flew out from Sarandon's eyes, as she nominated him again for the Nobel Peace Prize.
The actors were tethered to an ACLU sleigh, all towing the line of the urban decay.
On Asner, on Penn, on liberal cop-haters, On Sharpton, on Jesse and other race-baiters.
Then at 3:01 all curled up like a beetle, Tookie cried like a bitch as they gave him the needle.
When up from the actors there arose such a cry, they had failed in their mission, and Tookie DID DIE !!
I heard Bill O'Reilly say, as I turned out my light, Merry Christmas to all ... there was justice tonight !!
Looks like we sent Satan a Christmas Tookie. Only took us 25 years to bake it.
Your a sick puppy. :)
Joy to the World...A killer's dead...
Texas is putting in an express lane :)
One down, Mumia to go.
LOL.......good one.....Tookie is Egg Nog now.....
I've heard that before:)
Hey, I'm a poet:
There once was a killer named Tookie
Who found himself in deep dookie
He tried to get off the hook by writing a book
But his supporters were too friggin' kooky.
This is fun. Apologies to Robert Frost:
Some say Tookie's life will end with a needle, some say with a gun.
From what I know of darkest evil, I hold with those who favor the needle.
But if he had to perish twice, I think think I know enough of hell to know that for killing Crips the gun is also swell and would be fun.
I also do Haiku:
Tookie killed four
Save me Susan Sarandon
Justice served Crip
thought you'd like this
Do "Tiger, Tiger, Burning Bright!"
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