Also, a specialty funnel is always a nice surprise. Possible variations include the long neck (for trannies), the flexi-funnel (multipurpose) and the jumbo reservoir (for changing oil from a jug).
Posted on 12/14/2005 11:56:38 AM PST by TASMANIANRED
Too funny!
I had a jerk friend that wouldn't dim his lights to an on coming car. Yep, it was a cop. Got a ticket.
He was so mad when he was driving away he swerved toward a box in the street. Yep, it was a fairly small box full of nails.
He was REALLY mad when he had to walk to a phone and call his pop for help!
My DH is into woodworking. I once asked him to make me some end tables. If you add in the cost of the tools he HAD to have to make them, they cost $20,000.
Did you have to pay for the broken toe...
Ain't nuthin' wrong with schnapps, as long as it's not a girly fruit like peach or strawberry. Apple or mint schnapps would be welcome by most men, I think.
Also, regarding that "men drink whiskey or beer" line, that's true as far as it goes. But some of us of the slavic pursuasion prefer vodka. Stolichnaya Vodka.
10. Good places to shop for men include Northwest Iron Works, Parr Lumber, Beaver Lumber, Home Depot, John Deere, Canadian Tire Store, Valley RV Center, and Les Schwab Tire. NAPA Auto Parts and Sear's Clearance Centers are also excellent men's stores.
I wanted to register for the wedding at Autozone, but alas, they have no registry. Dayum.
Deserved every minute of his misery.
Have you named the pups yet?
Tarps are best when darker. Kelly green or royal blue are kinda gay. Hunter green or navy blue are preferred.
Sounds like me and the pinapple ice cream ..just not 20K yet.
Heavenly, I tell ya.
I agree. Mines on my keychain.
Sounds like an ongoing expense.
Nope... I was out on service calls the entire day, and didn't know that the box had come in, or that the idiot had kicked it, until the next day! He did get a chewing out from his boss, though, just for doing something that stupid, as it could have been parts for a client with my name on them. The boss thought it was hillarious!
Mark
Oh, and the best part was that they refused to allow a workmans comp claim to be filed, so he had to use his regular health insurance, amd pay his own deductable.
Mark
Also, a specialty funnel is always a nice surprise. Possible variations include the long neck (for trannies), the flexi-funnel (multipurpose) and the jumbo reservoir (for changing oil from a jug).
One of these days I'll get there.
Another place for some unbelivable mounts are small cafe's or sporting goods stores. We've saw some monsters hanging in these places shot by joe local in 19 whenever.
Self inflicted...
Long neck for trannies, multipurpose flexi and the jumbo reservoir?
That has to be the gayest-sounding wish list ever.
Not that there's anything wrong with that ...
You just gave me a great idea!
Women: Find out which cordless power tool is your husband's favorite, then take the battery pack to the store and get him extras.
I must have ten of these things!
Hmmmm, CowBell,.....never thought of that..............
wrong addy on Harborfreight....www.harborfreight.com if you can't find something to please a man at one of these places, you are hanging out with the wrong kind of men!!!
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