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Posted on 12/13/2005 7:44:39 PM PST by coloradan
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To: coloradan
1 1/4" putty knife: used to peel 3" long bloody strips of skin off the insides of left index finger in a manner reminicient of peeling a carrot.
I play with potentially dangerous woodworking equipment every day, yet it's the putty knife that has repeatedly drawn the most blood.
To: coloradan
Thanks! Great laughs. :-)
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posted on
12/14/2005 8:52:27 AM PST
by
TChris
("Unless you act, you're going to lose your world." - Mark Steyn)
To: yarddog
If it can't be done with a hammer and vice grips then I can't do it.
You're a better man than I - I have yet to learn how channel locks work, and I'm 58 years old and the owner of two of 'em.
....Had a remodel carpenter here a couple of years ago and while discussing tools, he said "if it doesn't have a cord or an airhose, I don't own it".
To: jdege
We'd always send the new guys down to the maintenance bay to get a bottle of squelch oil. A favorite of mine was to send the freshmen to the auto parts store to buy a can of dwell. You could even show them the dwell meter to prove that it was low.
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posted on
12/14/2005 8:54:22 AM PST
by
TChris
("Unless you act, you're going to lose your world." - Mark Steyn)
To: rock58seg
> My cousin had a similar experience, using gasoline as a parts wash, in the garage.
I was on the maintenance crew at an apartment complex. We started the day meeting as a group in the garage, getting our instructions from Butch. He had amassed a collection of old, broken rotary mowers. He apparently couldn't get the blade off one, so he cut it off with with his cutting torch, while briefing his crew of around 20. I saw what was about to happen next and made for the door, nobody else did ANYTHING but stand there as Butch, too impatient to just let the blade cool, picked up a can of gasoline and pored a stream of it over the red hot metal. The garage was filled with a dense cloud of white fumes. Nothing else happened. We were VERY lucky.
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posted on
12/14/2005 11:06:17 AM PST
by
ADemocratNoMore
(Jeepers, Freepers, where'd 'ya get those sleepers?. Pj people, exposing old media's lies.)
To: coloradan
Hole saw: A seldomly used device for making perfect circles on any surface...used primarily when a hammer and phillips screwdriver cannot be found.
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posted on
12/14/2005 11:30:28 AM PST
by
BureaucratusMaximus
(The 2005 Chicago White Sox---World Series Champs---WOO! HOO!)
To: misterrob
working in a restaurant, we send newbies for powdered mayonaise or dough repair kits.
one of them unfortunatey went too far once. after not finding it in the basement, he assumed we were out and proceded to the store to buy some. he managed to confuse every employee at two stores before the third store called us asking wtf he was talking about.
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posted on
12/14/2005 11:37:42 AM PST
by
absolootezer0
("My God, why have you forsaken us.. no wait, its the liberals that have forsaken you... my bad")
To: BureaucratusMaximus
TAP: A device used to partially fill small, incompletely threaded holes with indestructible, non-removable reinforcement.
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posted on
12/14/2005 11:43:57 AM PST
by
coloradan
(Failing to protect the liberties of your enemies establishes precedents that will reach to yourself.)
To: I see my hands
I cut the end of my left thumb off in a table saw (and, of course, was grinning as I read your post).
To: coloradan
STEEL FENCE POST TAMP:
6'long, sharpened steel rod used to shatter irrigation lines and locate buried electrical cable.
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posted on
12/14/2005 11:46:37 AM PST
by
ovrtaxt
(The FAIRTAX. A powerplay for We The People.)
To: ovrtaxt
... and rarely, natural gas lines.
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posted on
12/14/2005 11:48:27 AM PST
by
coloradan
(Failing to protect the liberties of your enemies establishes precedents that will reach to yourself.)
To: coloradan
While smoking, of course.
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posted on
12/14/2005 11:49:40 AM PST
by
ovrtaxt
(The FAIRTAX. A powerplay for We The People.)
To: jdege
We'd always send the new guys down to the maintenance bay to get a bottle of squelch oil. New soldiers are often sent to supply to fetch a box of grid squares.
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posted on
12/14/2005 11:51:01 AM PST
by
xsrdx
(Diligentia, Vis, Celeritas)
To: coloradan
Frickin Hilarious. Thanks.
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posted on
12/14/2005 11:51:39 AM PST
by
xsrdx
(Diligentia, Vis, Celeritas)
To: Welsh Rabbit
Knot; left over from sawing a board along the crotch of a limb. From crotch to crotch, very fitting.
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posted on
12/14/2005 11:56:30 AM PST
by
Old Professer
(Fix the problem, not the blame!)
To: misterrob
You should have looked over by the metric hammer...
To: coloradan
Does your wife hide the tools?
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posted on
12/14/2005 12:00:08 PM PST
by
bmwcyle
(Evolution is a myth -- Libertarians just won't evolve into Conservatives.)
To: Hatteras
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posted on
12/14/2005 12:01:15 PM PST
by
Howlin
To: Hatteras
The funny thing about certain requests is that they seem almost believable. When you are kid working as a laborer you get ordered to go fetch a lot of things. When you have nothing to do for a moment suddenly you are fair game.
It's all in good fun though and a good tradition.
To: coloradan
24. Socket Wrench with Extension Bars: A tool for rounding off bolt heads and nuts in hard-to-reach places. May be used with a ratchet drive that doubles as a hammer. (See Irish Micrometer.)
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posted on
12/14/2005 12:06:46 PM PST
by
Redcloak
("If you can't say something nice about someone, then you must be talking about Hillary Clinton.")
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