"The Asians and Islamics are buying all the gold!"
"Foolish Humaan. Everyone knows that gold-pressed latinum is the money of the future."
He said no, that "lighten up" was hip talk for calming down and not for reducing a bullion position.
So I said fine, do you remember that movie where the American soldiers went behind enemy lines to get all the gold? He said, "Sure, my wife loves George Clooney."
I asked him who the heck George Clooney was. To my knowledge he wasn't in "Kelley's Heroes." That's the movie where Clint Eastwood, Telly Savalas, Donald Sutherland, Don Rickles and a bunch of other great Americans go take the German's gold.
He just looked at me and said I was crazy. Poor fella didn't know about how that thieving dog Roosevelt stole all of our gold and he called me crazy. Who the heck is George Clooney anyway? Was he the German colonel that told Eastwood where all the gold was?
The Asians and Islamics are buying all the gold!
HG