[Bloody Sam Roberts]

Or the one in which the time-traveller told him that zinc was the money of the future?

"Foolish Humaan. Everyone knows that gold-pressed latinum is the money of the future."

[headsonpikes]

When I was a stock broker, I had a street-wise client who used to drop by whom my bull-pen buddies dubbed "The Ferengi", not without cause!

His ethics, not his ears, were the reason. ;^)