[Fester Chugabrew]

It's a simple yes or no answer.

It can be answered with a simple yes or no, or it can be answered in a way from which the inquirer can easily deduce the yes or no. I'll answer your question in the way I choose. If you are not satisfied or do not understand my answer then you'll just have to lose some sleep tonight. Hint: count spaghetti monsters to overcome your sleeplessness.

[antiRepublicrat]

It can be answered with a simple yes or no, or it can be answered in a way from which the inquirer can easily deduce the yes or no. I'll answer your question in the way I choose.

No you can't. The question has exactly two and only two possible answers: yes and no. So, have you stopped beating your wife yet?