Cowabuga! Dude, maybe SOME parts of California ain't ready, but this guy says 'SURF'S UP!'
Posted on 12/12/2005 1:52:38 AM PST by Rebelbase
PRESIDENT BUSH AND THE USA UNPREPARED FOR MARTIAN INVASION!
Bush is the most isolated earthling ever!(breathlessly)
The loss of California would be a bad thing?
From what I've seen of the state and been told from those who live there, it's San Franciso and Coastal Southern California that are the areas that taint the rest of the state with the label "land of fruits and nuts".
Maybe a smallish tsunami would do the job...
Wait a minute. We haven’t been wiped out by the bird flu yet, and now the nuts are talking tsunami? Hey, one hysteria at a time.
We'd have no opportunity to prepare for something so near since a tsunami can travel at the speed of sound. A warning system would be useless. Folks further up the coast, let's say Oregon, would have more warning and folks can move inland or to higher ground.
There was a Discovery Channel (or similar) special on this fault line and the risks to the West Coast. It ran in the past month or two.
Also, if we are all going die from the bird flu, who cares about the tsunami? There won’t be any human life left to destroy.
Yeah - sure
I'm betting the majority of Nevada's new residency once resided in Kalifornia. (aka; "not all Kalifornians are a asleep at the wheel - just the ones waiting for Mexico's reaquisition of their property")
While they're at it, they should consider a shield or force field to protect them in case the moon decides to fall into the Earth.
Drive like hell.
Too simple. It would never work. It's gov't. We need a 10 point plan, a blue-ribbon committee, an evacuation czar and a bunker for the mayor to hide in with no satellite phone.
In all seriousness, the megacities on the West Coast are suffocating in traffic problems today, in an evacuation you're better off running like hell than trying to drive anywhere. Local government is not prepared to organize a evacuation in these cities.
We are well prepared here in Indiana.
Many there live in a +/- 10 hour existence.
I was lounging in the hot tub at my beachfront home, bathed in golden light and surrounded by flowers, listening to the Pacific crashing beautifully on the shore, a Puccini aria softly playing, sipping incredible Napa Valley chardonnay and munching to-die-for freshly grown raspberries, peaches, apracots, almonds, olives, strawberries, chantarelles, morelles, apples, cherries...
...thinking about mudslides, forest fires, earthquakes, race riots, lawsuits, drive-by shootings, Leftist politics, drug-dazed "homeless" panhandlers, frantic freeways, crumbling infrastructures, insidious Marxism, stifflingly illiberal Leftist totalitarian bullies, great white sharks, mindless "celebrities", selectively enforced legal statutes, sadistic environmentalists and other assorted "activists"...
...wondering if it was worth it...
...and the TV reporter announced:
he-he. Sounds to me like ALL the limousine LIBERALS on the 'left coast' would be wiped out in one fell swoop.
Cowabuga! Dude, maybe SOME parts of California ain't ready, but this guy says 'SURF'S UP!'
I've never heard of Trilobis 65 before. Do you have a link?
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