Now you can't be serious.,.an intelligent wordy guy like you can't figure out a little Italian. All you have to do is sign your name and a couple of other items.
As for your precious allegory: cute, but irrevelant to the discussion.
"an intelligent wordy guy like you can't figure out a little Italian"
Are you sure that is in Italian? this is what the 'Fish' returned as a translation from Italian to English:
"Permitas que genocida a Como Ataturk does not hold a monument en Rome. Sumate to los esfuerzos por hacer de este mundo a lugar mas seguro.
http://babelfish.altavista.com/tr
Spanish to English did better.
"You do not allow that a genocida as Ataturk has a monument in Rome. Sumate to the efforts to make of this world a place surely but."