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Understandin Engineers (HUMOR)
Dec 9, 2005
Posted on 12/09/2005 5:35:56 PM PST by SandRat
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To: Paved Paradise
161
posted on
12/14/2005 1:01:35 PM PST
by
Arm_Bears
(If the people lead, the leaders will follow.)
To: frgoff
Was the Co-ed available for real-time data collection?
162
posted on
12/14/2005 1:21:08 PM PST
by
Arm_Bears
(If the people lead, the leaders will follow.)
To: Arm_Bears
That would have been a problem for the psychology department; I was in physics...
163
posted on
12/14/2005 1:24:32 PM PST
by
frgoff
To: clamper1797
And I especially cant believe YOU haven't checked in here !
Cheers,
knews hound
Latest article"
The Rope a Dope Gambit"
164
posted on
12/14/2005 3:07:04 PM PST
by
knews_hound
(i know my typing sucks, i do it one handed ! (caps are especially tough))
To: knarf
165
posted on
12/14/2005 5:52:55 PM PST
by
Axenolith
(Got Au? Ag?)
To: MeanWestTexan
During the last oil patch downturn an out of work PetE with an MS was submitting applications everywhere. Finally, he gets an interview at a Burger King. The manager is impressed with the guys enthusiasm and intuitive grasp of the fry oil reservoir and he also has a mean burger flip. Eventually though, the manager declines to hire him. As he's leaving, he asks why he didn't get a position and the manager responds... "Well, all of my Petroleum Engineers have PhDs"...
166
posted on
12/14/2005 6:01:57 PM PST
by
Axenolith
(Got Au? Ag?)
To: SouthernBoyupNorth
We were sitting in an "eating joint" one morning mowing through a lot of cardio high impact food. Someone makes a comment about how this stuff is hell on blood pressure and without breaking stride the mechanical engineer among us, with a mouth half full of scrambled eggs and sausage, blurts out "High preffure sysfems are more efficient"...
167
posted on
12/14/2005 6:13:00 PM PST
by
Axenolith
(Got Au? Ag?)
To: Sloth
168
posted on
12/14/2005 6:26:38 PM PST
by
southland
(We were not bluffing during the cold war.)
To: Arm_Bears
Re Post 27 ... Those are good and I havn't seen them before ... and I've been an electrical engineer for 27 years
169
posted on
12/15/2005 4:44:02 PM PST
by
clamper1797
(Proud member of the Tonkin Gulf Yacht Club VA-93 aboard the USS Midway CVA-41 1972-1973)
To: clamper1797
170
posted on
12/15/2005 5:53:20 PM PST
by
Arm_Bears
(If the people lead, the leaders will follow.)
To: Robert A. Cook, PE
Rule #1 in Electronics design ... there are NO bugs ... just undocumented features
171
posted on
12/16/2005 8:44:25 AM PST
by
clamper1797
(Proud member of the Tonkin Gulf Yacht Club VA-93 aboard the USS Midway CVA-41 1972-1973)
To: TruthNtegrity
I still have my ol trusty circular slide rule ....
172
posted on
12/16/2005 8:48:59 AM PST
by
clamper1797
(Proud member of the Tonkin Gulf Yacht Club VA-93 aboard the USS Midway CVA-41 1972-1973)
To: lmailbvmbipfwedu; sionnsar; patton
An engineer is someone who can do with $1 what any damn fool can do with $2 An engineer is someone who can do with $1, $15 in new tools, and 6 hours what the mechanic can do with $20.00/hour in 15 minutes.
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posted on
12/17/2005 5:30:00 AM PST
by
Robert A Cook PE
(I can only donate monthly, but Hillary's ABBCNNBCBS continue to lie every day!)
To: Robert A. Cook, PE
174
posted on
12/17/2005 6:27:39 AM PST
by
patton
("Hard Drive Cemetary" - forthcoming best seller)
To: xsmommy
My hubby (also an attorney) was dragged kicking and screaming into Word. We switched at home as well, because he often brings work home. It seems more stable than WordPerfect, but a lot less flexible, especially for the more creative stuff I do with the kids -- manipulating fonts, images, etc. Sigh. I think the WordPerfect Suite had Quattro Pro instead of Excel.... I don't think that transition was quite as difficult, but he misses Quattro, too.
175
posted on
01/31/2006 4:17:56 AM PST
by
Chanticleer
(May you be gruntled and combobulated in 2006.)
To: 4mer Liberal
176
posted on
01/31/2006 5:58:56 AM PST
by
T Minus Four
(Some assembly required (but not as much as before!).)
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