Ewww... LOL... I had to draw the line somewhere... and never provided him with virgins to test his vows of chastity with either.
That's a very likely story, nudge nudge wink wink, give me two virgins to sleep with so I can prove I have overcome all my earthly desires...some people are just so gullible there's not much else they can do but join Amnesty International...
And go around pissing on people's shoes...