Merry Christmas to all DUmmies too, they need to be merry before they all start wearing explosive belts in the malls.
Merry Christmas to the ACLU, whether they want it or not
Merry Christmas to PETA, we be snacking on reigndeer jerky y'all
Merry Christmas to bin Laden and those other terrorists around the world, we be sending those JDAM's giftwrapped!!
Merry Christmas to the MSM folk who have to stand in line for unemployment benefits! neener neener neener
Merry Christmas Democrats, please please nominate Howard Dean in '08!!
You all are getting a chunk of low-grade coal in your stockings.
that was for you too
Heheheheheheh.. yup!
And you haven't missed a beat, excellent essay. : )