A Few of FR's Finest....Every Day....12-08-05.... Bush booming, Democrats still depressed

JohnHuang2/DollyCali | December 8, 2005 | JohnHuang2/DollyCali

[Grampa Dave]

John welcome back. Below are the two common "legs" of the dying Donkeysaurus party:

[DollyCali]

Love that Graphic.

here is a little humor to add: Actual Quotes from Federal employees' performance evaluations:

"Since my last report, he has reached rock bottom and
has started to dig."

"His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of
morbid curiosity."

"Works well when under constant supervision and when
cornered like a rat in a trap."

"This young lady has delusions of adequacy."

"She sets low personal standards and then consistently
fails to achieve them."

"This employee should go far - and the sooner he starts,
the better."

"This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an
idiot."
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Actual Quotes from military Officer Efficiency Reports
(OERs):

"Not the sharpest knife in the drawer."

"Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold
it all together."

"A gross ignoramus -- 144 times worse than an ordinary
ignoramus."

"A photographic memory, but with the lens cover glued
on."

"A prime candidate for natural de-selection."

"One-celled organisms outscore him in IQ tests."

"Fell out of the family tree."

"Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train
isn't coming."

"Has two brains; one is lost and the other is out
looking for it."

"He's so dense, light bends around him."

"If you gave him a penny for his thoughts, you'd get
change."

"If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the
ocean."

"It's hard to believe that he beat out 1,000,000 other
sperm."

"Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; he only
gargled."

"Wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead."

[Grampa Dave]

Great one liners.

[ST.LOUIE1]

Morning, Dolly! Neato graphics.

Hope your furnace probs are over soon. Stay warm. : )

[ST.LOUIE1]

Great to have you home, King!

And you haven't missed a beat, excellent essay. : )

[pcottraux]

Boy, talk about a pandora's box:

[tuliptree76]

Welcome back, JohnHuang2!

[smoothsailing]

Wonderful Post! Thank You for the ping! :)

[dutchess]

EXCELLENT ESSAY JOHN. WELCOME BACK!!!

WONDERFUL presentation dolly. Love the different tables....and graphics. You definately made it "yours". Hope your furnace is working now!!!! Brrrrrrrr!

[MEG33]

A keeper! LOL! Copied in case a need arises on the ZOT threads. :)

[DollyCali]

May the Lord of great love and of creation keep the men and women of our military in His loving and eternal care. May the families be immersed with peace and comfort as they proudly know their loved ones are giving their best for the things that are dear to all of us. AMEN

Below are names of some of our FReepers' loved ones who are serving our country. If you have someone you would like to add, please address a post to Billie; Mama_Bear; Dutchess; The Mayor; GodBlessUSA; DollyCali, and we will add their name to this list. As we pray for them, we pray also for all our nation’s leaders, and military personnel, and their families and friends. May God hold them close to His heart.

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gator girl........................husband severa............husband, brother Maigrey............................cousin mystery-ak.............son, husband Gogrammy...................grandson Inspectorette.......................son Blessed American..........nephew Slip18..........................nephew Diver Dave.......niece, nephew ConspiracyGuy........2 nephews Pippin............niece's husband sneakers..............................son weldgophardline.....brotherinlaw jamaly.................brotherinlaw Future Snake Eater..........cousin WaterDragon.............grandson WaterDragon...........son-in-law BeforeISleep...................son kimmie7......................brother Armymarinemom............3 sons american_ranger.............son LadyX.........................grandson fawn796.......................nephew ValerieUSA....................2 sons Lakeside........................2 sons LakeLady......................nephew Spruce.........................daughter Leofl......................................son chena......................................son Hope and Glory..................son Philman_36..............2 nephews bjcintennessee.......son, niece TheMayor...............friends'son homeschoolmama...........nephew ariamne...................2 cousins mhking.........................cousin visualops..........................cousin auboy.............................cousin Ladysmith..nephew, friend's son tina07......soninlaw & his friend MontanaCowgirlCop.......brother Misty4jc........................husband Colorado Slim................nephew Tapatio....................2 nephews ProudAFDad............................son Alouette................................son Katydidnt..............................son Q6-God...................twin brother Q6-God.....................active duty Warrior Nurse...........active duty SK1 Thurman...........active duty David Osborne.........active duty fc2tomschermuly......active duty bkwells....................active duty LongCut....................active duty cjk...........................active duty Trish.........................active duty ODC-GIRL.................active duty AF_Blue...................active duty Notwithstanding.......active duty thumperusn..............active duty Veloxherc.................active duty Don Simmons...........active duty wingnutx...................active duty Old Sarge.................active duty CGblue.....................active duty bigghurtt...................active duty frankiep....................active duty veeceeque................active duty JRios1968...............active duty NoLongerFreeState....active duty wolf creek………….daughter JesseJane ............ cousin SoldiersPrayingMom...............son WakeUpandVote...........brother kimmykay ……….son mrs tiggywinkle............cousin cyber ant……...nephew

scubachick.....................husband OhioWfan................................son ladtx..................................2 MozartLover...........son, nephew ak_daddoo........................nephew Dubya............................nephew LBGA (RIP)..........................son katykelly..............................son cookcounty.............................son SpookBrat........................nephew SpookBrat........................cousin Doug from Upland............soninlaw Himyar....................................son boxerblues........................2 sons the piper....................................son sheeza................................husband kemathen7.........................husband Tiffee4Bob..........................boyfriend deadhead.............................cousin JimRobinson...............2 nephews TexKat.......................son, step-son StarCMC.............................brother Consort........................2 daughters Consort.......................son-in-law Darheel...............................niece Repubmom………….son Donaeus...........................nephew dixie sass........................nephew BeAllYouCanBe........................son Repubmommy........................brother AgThorn................................2 sons kneezles.................................son RoseinRoseBear.....cousin's hubby Atomic Conspiracy......half-brother Atomic Conspiracy...........nephew Atomic Conspiracy..............niece Sunflowergal....................grandson DollyCali……….friend JohnMike mrstank..............................husband MrsMike31........................husband Rose0508.….son spotbust1............................husband campfollower............................fiance LUV W........................................son painter...................................nephew Bykrbayb........................................son SilentServiceCPOWife........husband Walkenfree................2 grandsons Walkenfree.................. 3 nephews Walkenfree..................granddaughter Zechariah_8_13.......brother-in-law Zechariah_8_13.......................cousin DirtyHarryY2K......................daughter DirtyHarryY2K................son-in-law nelibeli...................................nephew Skimask.....................................son El Gato...............................nephew Palladin...............................grandson MississippyMuddy...................sister MississippyMuddy.....2 nephews Kramster...............................stepson gonzo.........................friend's son Socratic.............................nephew jkphoto...............................nephew LoneRedRanger......brother-in-law Jemian...................................son freema....................nephew, son Azbushgal..............................son PreviouslyA-Lurker...........brother kimmykay.................................son right2parent..............................son NavySEAL F-16........................son Ike............................................son Skyraider.......... Son CMS............. active duty. Jen's Mom.....................daughter Meg33...........................grandson 911angelady.....................2 Sons

[DollyCali]

yes, it surely is.. a nightmare graphic if there ever was one!!!!

[DollyCali]

thank you sir! how's howlin'? (not the FReeper, but the "activity")

[DollyCali]

[DollyCali]

John sometimes checks in & often not til next day (just letting you know he isn't ignoring you).. now here is something very profound to help you realize the infinite significance of the Internet!!!! (get the cursor in the pix for "action")

[ST.LOUIE1]

thank you sir! how's howlin'? (not the FReeper, but the "activity")

LOL

Not too good today, it's snowing like crazy, makes for a mouth full of snow when letting loose with a 'howl'. : )

[U S Army EOD]

I have just came up with a new medical term that would describe the true mind set of liberals and Democrats.

The term would be "MONO-POLAR", these people are always unhappy.

[ST.LOUIE1]

BTW.......you think 'you've' been cold lately? Compared to this guy - you're toasty warm. : )

[Mama_Bear]

John, you're back!!! It was nice having my morning coffee with you again. You've been missed.

I've been worried about you, Dolly, with no heat. Hope it gets fixed real soon.

Thanks for bring John to us today. Warm hugs to you and JH2!

[Diver Dave]

Great to see your return JH2 with another stinging commentary. Hopefully you have also been able to return to some form of normalcy at the homestead.

If those characters in the dim montage graphic are the best they have to offer, they're in a heap-o-trouble.

Their doom and gloom statements about the economy have prompted me to give them some good news ---- I just saved a ton of money by switching to Geigo. :)

If they weren't so pathetic, one could almost feel sorry for 'em. Seems their won/loss record is even worse than the 49ers.

Thanks for once again for

Attaboy, JH2!!!

Attagirl, Dolly!!!