This is a TRUE story...
On Hong Kong airport in a Cathay Pacific flight this guy went and sat on his isle seat. The Window seat was taken by a chinese gentleman....
So our guy started lettle chit chat...Hi How are you ? What do you do for a living..
The Chinese gentleman all of sudden got up and walked off the plane..The police came back and promptly arrested our guy....They took him to a detention room and started asking questions.....At last asked him "Why did you tell the chinese gentleman that you are a Bosnian terrorist ??" ...Our guy said "what ?? I told him I am a bass guitarist.."