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Big Brain Means Small Testes, Finds Bat Study
New Scientist ^ | 12-7-2005 | Gaia Vince

Posted on 12/07/2005 10:17:23 AM PST by blam

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To: Fintan

Don't worry... the bigger the bat, the smaller the testes.


61 posted on 12/07/2005 11:13:24 AM PST by dangus
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To: riverdawg

Ping to #51.


62 posted on 12/07/2005 11:14:13 AM PST by dangus
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To: ProtectOurFreedom
Women have always known where mens* brains were. Science just confirmed it.

ROTFLOL! I think the odds are pretty doggone good that you*ll get a few protesting replies on this one. It*s not often that we get a chance to scientifically prove what we already knew. ;o)

63 posted on 12/07/2005 11:17:08 AM PST by NRA2BFree (http://www.angelfire.com/nm2/chainreaction/Kitties/LittleFReepers.html)
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To: BROKKANIC

>> "This would explain why aliens are abducting humans for reproduction experiments." <<

There was a VERY funny skit on Kids in the Hall, where two aliens are worried about WHY they are instructed to administer anal probes. One comments about how it's really cruel, and the other says, "actually, it's the ten percent who seem to enjoy it who really creep me out."


64 posted on 12/07/2005 11:17:11 AM PST by dangus
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To: BenLurkin

LMBO!!


65 posted on 12/07/2005 11:18:51 AM PST by NRA2BFree (http://www.angelfire.com/nm2/chainreaction/Kitties/LittleFReepers.html)
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To: arkfreepdom

Glad to know MIT is still turning out such fine students. By the way, you are AN MIT grad. *eyeroll*


66 posted on 12/07/2005 11:19:40 AM PST by dangus
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To: blam
Big Brain Means Small Testes, Finds Bat Study

Ey donn unnustand whut that meens.

(Adjusts self in chair to relieve groin discomfort)

67 posted on 12/07/2005 11:20:13 AM PST by Lazamataz (Proudly Lying About My Sign-Up Date Since 1998)
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To: Sensei Ern

>>There is a joke about Pinky and The Brain in there, but I won't do it. <<

Good. The USENET oracle had a specific rule about bannishment for making references to mouse balls. :^D


68 posted on 12/07/2005 11:20:38 AM PST by dangus
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To: blam
Could you imagine the conversation that led to this study... "OMG! Look at those nuts! We need to study them right away!"

ROFLMAO!

69 posted on 12/07/2005 11:32:49 AM PST by BROKKANIC
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Please message me to be added to the Bats with Big Balls have Little Brains ping list.
70 posted on 12/07/2005 11:33:45 AM PST by highimpact
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To: dangus

No, I am A Massachusetts Institute of Technology grad. ;)


71 posted on 12/07/2005 11:35:16 AM PST by arkfreepdom
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To: blam
Howard Dean was just awarded these by Cindy Sheehan's "Code Pinko" group. What does that say about his brain? Or should I say, "lack of it?" LOL


72 posted on 12/07/2005 11:39:59 AM PST by NRA2BFree (http://www.angelfire.com/nm2/chainreaction/Kitties/LittleFReepers.html)
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To: USS Alaska
34" Louisville Slugger.

Yeah, I'm looking for a study of brain size and "bat" size.

73 posted on 12/07/2005 11:45:47 AM PST by Right Wing Assault ("..this administration is planning a 'Right Wing Assault' on values and ideals.." - John Kerry)
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To: USS Alaska
34" Louisville Slugger.

Nice piece of ash.

74 posted on 12/07/2005 11:47:07 AM PST by N. Theknow (Kennedys - Can't drive, can't fly, can't ski, can't skipper a boat - But they know what's best.)
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To: blam

75 posted on 12/07/2005 11:56:46 AM PST by LibWhacker
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To: Larry Lucido

I was in the POOL!


76 posted on 12/07/2005 12:06:39 PM PST by Dashing Dasher (God made mud, God made dirt, God made boys so girls could flirt.)
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To: dangus
What should I make out of a 30-year-old girlfriend (that) STILL likes to slide down the bannister?

A wife?

77 posted on 12/07/2005 12:09:37 PM PST by polymuser (Losing, like flooding, brings rats to the surface.)
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To: blam
...in species where the females were promiscuous, the males had evolved larger testes ...

OMG!! My wife is cheating on me!!

78 posted on 12/07/2005 12:37:17 PM PST by BlueMondaySkipper (The quickest way of ending a war is to lose it. - George Orwell)
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To: dangus

She's just waxing and polishing!


79 posted on 12/07/2005 1:35:49 PM PST by Dr. Bogus Pachysandra ("Don't touch that thing")
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To: blam

Ok. let's see here:

If smarter bats have smaller balls, but I am smarter than a a bat and more energetic bats have bigger balls but I do not have the energy of a bat, and I am more monogamous than your run of the mill flit around the yard show off bat, then....

Suffering Succotash! And I thought it was just a Wisconsin winter.


80 posted on 12/07/2005 3:00:08 PM PST by Wisconsin
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