[Fester Chugabrew]

I guess our noses could have been designed upturned so we could catch bird droppings with them. Is that what you would prefer?

[aNYCguy]

I guess our noses could have been designed upturned so we could catch bird droppings with them. Is that what you would prefer?

I don't get bird droppings on the top of my nose very often. Do you?

But in any case, you're right. Our upturned noses should have been intelligently designed with a self-cleaning chem/particulate filter and sublimating drainage system via skin surface.