Obituary of Common Sense

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[freekitty]

Great read

[Balding_Eagle]

Great read

Doesn't take long either!

[Revolting cat!]

It is, isn't it though...

[Steel Wolf]

Turns out brevity is not always the soul of wit.

[Doctor Stochastic]

"Common sense" seems to be neither common nor sensical.

[highlander_UW]

That must be the DaVince code version.

[Mears]

I read a book about 12 years ago called "The Death of Common Sense" They sure were slow getting the obituary written.

It was a great book,by the way.

[impatient]

C'mon people, get series. This is hugh.

[Dr.Zoidberg]

They do say brevity is the soul of wit.

So to expand on your theme.


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[oldbrowser]

Obituary of Common Sense !

Today, we mourn the passing of an old friend by the name of Common Sense.

Common Sense lived a long life, but died from heart failure at the brink of the Millennium. No one really knows how old he was since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He selflessly devoted his life to service in schools; hospitals, homes, factories and offices, helping folks get jobs done without fanfare and foolishness.

For decades, petty rules, silly laws and frivolous lawsuits held no power over Common Sense. He was credited with cultivating such valued lessons as to know when to come in from rain, the early bird gets the worm and life isn't always fair.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you earn), reliable parenting strategies (the adults are in charge, not the kids), and it's okay to come in second.

A veteran of the Industrial Revolution, the Great Depression, and the Technological Revolution, Common Sense survived cultural and educational trends including feminism, body piercing, whole language and new math.

But his health declined when he became infected with the "if-it-only-helps-one-person-it's-worth-it" virus. In recent decades, his waning strength proved no match for the ravages of overbearing federal legislation.

He watched in pain as good people became ruled by self-seeking lawyers and enlightened auditors. His health rapidly deteriorated when schools endlessly implemented zero tolerance policies; when reports were heard of six year old boys charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; when a teen was suspended for taking a swig of mouthwash after lunch; when a teacher was fired for reprimanding an unruly student. It declined even further when schools had to get parental consent to administer aspirin to a student but couldn't inform the parent when a female student is pregnant or wants an abortion.

Finally, Common Sense lost his will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband, churches became businesses, criminals received better treatment than victims, and federal judges stuck their noses in everything from Boy Scouts to professional sports.

As the end neared, Common Sense drifted in and out of logic but was kept informed of developments, regarding questionable regulations for asbestos, low-flow toilets, smart guns, the nurturing of Prohibition Laws and mandatory air bags.

Finally, when told that the homeowners association restricted exterior furniture only to that which enhanced property values, he breathed his last.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son Reason. His three stepbrothers survive him: Rights, Tolerance and Whiner.

Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone.

Author Unknown

[metmom]

Now THAT'S a good read. Thanks.

[metmom]

BTW, NYS limits for asbestos are exceeding by the outdoor air in the Adirondicks on any given day, but especially when the wind is out of the NE from the northern shore of Lake Ontario. You're exposed to more asbestos on a nice day hiking than NY will allow you to be exposed to indoors. ????

[JRios1968]

That didn't make sense...