I believe there is a feminine conspiracy..
I can't reveal it here, publicly..
But I call it, " Schroedinger's Wife "..
Schrödinger's Cat, I've heard of.
But I draw the line at Schrödinger's P*ssy...
(And if you throw in Heisenberg, you get the famous
"Does she or doesn't she?" which depends on if you get into the box.)
Full disclosure: Talk about superposition of states :-P