Blonde jokes? Not this season

San Francisco Chronicle ^ | 12/3/5 | C.W. Nevius

[Keith in Iowa]

>>>A blond sees a sign that reads "wet floor" so she did

Did you hear about the blonde that sat on a fan?

Disaster....



(break the word into sylables if you're having issues seeing the humor...dis ast 'er...)

[Cobra64]

LOL. If I play this to my wife, Karen will mix some chemical elixer (chemistry major) that will put me out of commission on a terminal basis.

[Lawgvr1955]

My blonde former girlfriend's favorite joke:

Q: Why are blonde jokes so short?
A: So men can remember them.

[Cobra64]

Great retorte!

[jellybean]

Nah...your wife will love it. My nephew, whose wife is a blonde, sent it to me. She's a pharmacist and he's still alive! :)

[MilspecRob]

Thank You even if the joke makes my recent surgery hurt. LOL

[NY Attitude]

I loved that one. It was sent to me by a blond. On par with it is Wife School. If I knew how to post it I would.

[Jack Wilson]

We will be seeing more companies with exactly 49 employees.

[Victoria Delsoul]

There was a typical blond. She had long, blond hair, blue eyes, and she was sick of all the blond jokes. One day, she decided to get a make over, so she cut and dyed her hair. She also went out and bought a new convertible. She went driving down a country road and came across a herd of sheep. She stopped and called the sheep herder over.

"That's a nice flock of sheep" she said.

"Well thank you" said the herder.

"Tell you what. I have a proposition for you" said the woman. "If I can guess the exact number of sheep in your flock, can I take one home?"

"Sure" said the sheep herder.

So, the girl sat up and looked at the herd for a second and then replied "382".

"Wow" said the herder. "That is exactly right. Go ahead and pick out the sheep you want to take home."

So the woman went and picked one out and put it in her car.

Then, the herder said "Okay, now I have a proposition for you".

"What is it?" Queried the woman.

"If I can guess the real color of your hair, can I have my dog back?"

[RJL]

Never compliment a female co-worker if you want to keep your job - and an office romance is off limits.

Unless you are a liberal Democrat.

NOW and all the feminists rolled over for Bill Clinton. Harassment, workplace extra marital romance, rape, all OK for Bill.

[jellybean]

Is this it? Wife School (Takes a while to load).

[NY Attitude]

Yes that is it. Thanks for posting it.

[festus]

With PC at the helm no jokes are funny and no one can say anything nice about anyone.

And now they are out to steal Christmas from the world.

[chief_bigfoot]

Merry Christmas

[JRios1968]

So we can't tell her she has a nice ass? :-)

[F.J. Mitchell]

LOL! If you are writing those, you are pretty darn talented.

[razorback-bert]

Note my restraint.

[BurbankKarl]

Are there any employers left in CA with over 50 employees?

[Babu]

Q: How did the dumb blonde break her leg raking leaves?
A: She fell out of the tree.

A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park. The brunette says suddenly, "Awww, look at the dead birdie."
The blonde stops, looks up, and says, "Where?"

Q: Why did the blonde die in a helicopter crash?
A: She got cold and turned off the fan.

Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?
A: Shine a flashlight in her ear.

[Brad’s Gramma]

:)