Maybe not a Seal, but we could use him as one of the Dirty Dozen and send him after the terrorists.
Kind of cannon fodder against the jihadists?
The liberal wing nuts at the CIA would enlist him in a heartbeat. Go apply there, learn catch phrases such as "bisma'llah" and you're in like Flynn!
Who knows, maybe he might find some ice-skaters in the desert towns of Iraq?
As long as Osama is wearing ice skates and a little pink skirt, this is the guy to send after him. Arming him is going to be cheap....just give him a lead pipe.