Posted on 12/01/2005 8:22:58 AM PST by Flavius
Senators Jack Reed (R), D-RI, and John Kerry, D-MA, address a press conference at the US Capitol in Washington, DC. President George W. Bush's Iraq speech failed to allay doubts about US policy there, Democrats said, amid
CAT SCRATCH FEVER!!!!!
"So there I was, drunk as a skunk and poking this wooden cigar store indian in the eyes, and it suddenly spoke, saying 'I am John Kerry, and I am reporting for duty.'... It was embarrassing."
Reed: "Why isn't the Force Choke working for me! It worked for Anakin!"
Kerry: "You have much to learn, my liberal sh!theel Padawan."
Jack The Commie Reed seems to have become Hillary's newest flying monkey. He never got so much attention before.
I heard Kerry was in Vietnam.
Reed: "I better be alert, for my safety. I'm standing between John Kerry and a microphone!"
What's with this?
"Senators Jack Reed (R), D-RI"
What does that mean?
Reed is the maroon to the right side of sKerry.
You'd think since John Kerry ran for President, they wouldn't need to put that there.
It's almost as if they are trying to fool some people into thinking Reed is a Republican...
"Nothing beats Tiger claw,ask Aziz"
Jack Reed (R), D-RI........
I had to look twice at this.....then, figured, it meant Jack Reed is on the 'right'. But, these days, I'm so cynical.....I figured the AP wanted to imply Jack Reed was a Republican.....
Dumb and Dumber
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