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Van Patten: New Dog Food Good Enough For People
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| December 1, 2005
| AP
Posted on 12/01/2005 7:24:05 AM PST by ShadowDancer
Van Patten: New Dog Food Good Enough For People
POSTED: 9:49 am EST December 1, 2005
UPDATED: 10:12 am EST December 1, 2005
LOS ANGELES -- Actor Dick Van Patten is hawking a new dog food he says is good enough for people to eat. And he should know -- he's tried it.
The "Eight Is Enough" star recently sampled the "Irish stew" recipe at a media luncheon. His verdict: "Not too bad."
Van Patten is lending his name and likeness to the new dog food formula that claims to be indistinguishable from a home-cooked meal for humans.
"Dick Van Patten's Natural Balance Eatables for Dogs" also comes in such flavors as spaghetti and meatballs, hobo chili and Chinese takeout.
TOPICS: Culture/Society; Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: chasinghistail; doggieping; hismommustbeproud; nodiscernabletalent; noretirementplan; shameonyoudick; shill; tendogspenissoup; worsethantombosley
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To: ShadowDancer
To: ShadowDancer
I guess Rush is Right. A can opener for our elderly parents and grandparents for Christmas is a good gift!
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posted on
12/01/2005 7:26:44 AM PST
by
Phantom Lord
(Fall on to your knees for the Phantom Lord)
To: Charles Henrickson
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posted on
12/01/2005 7:26:46 AM PST
by
ShadowDancer
(I think I may have the Asian Bird Fru. I mean Flu. (Damn, it's starting already))
To: ShadowDancer
Eight Is Enough "star" - and I use the term loosely
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posted on
12/01/2005 7:27:48 AM PST
by
fml
To: ShadowDancer
I have tried Milk Bones. :) Taste like a Triscuit. Bland
Don't understand what a dog could possibly find exciting about them.
( had to stop eating them, I almost got hit by a car while laying in the street.)
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posted on
12/01/2005 7:28:12 AM PST
by
Vinnie
To: ShadowDancer
What was not reported was after filming Van Patten proceeded around the room sniffing everyone's butt.
To: Charles Henrickson; mikrofon; PetroniDE; Slings and Arrows; Thinkin' Gal; Lady Jag
RESOLVED: There is a fine line between cheap canned tuna and cat food.
Discuss.
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posted on
12/01/2005 7:29:18 AM PST
by
martin_fierro
(Now with 25% more silly!®)
To: ShadowDancer
I've eaten dog food and it's not bad. Of course, that was back when I was 6 years old.
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posted on
12/01/2005 7:29:44 AM PST
by
mtbopfuyn
(Legality does not dictate morality... Lavin)
To: martin_fierro
What line? There's no line between cheap canned tuna and cat food. Only the label differs.
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posted on
12/01/2005 7:30:26 AM PST
by
Petronski
(Cyborg is the greatest blessing I have ever known.)
To: ShadowDancer
True "dog" food.
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posted on
12/01/2005 7:30:57 AM PST
by
cripplecreek
(Never a minigun handy when you need one.)
To: ShadowDancer
Finally, dog food fit for the inlaws.
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posted on
12/01/2005 7:32:03 AM PST
by
InvisibleChurch
(The search for someone to blame is always successful. - Robert Half)
To: Vinnie
My oldest daughter used to eat our dogs food when she was tiny so I got her the shock collar and put one of those invisible fences around his bowl. It worked, she stopped trying to eat it, but now whenever she gets a static electric shock in the house she starts barking.
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posted on
12/01/2005 7:35:41 AM PST
by
ShadowDancer
(I think I may have the Asian Bird Fru. I mean Flu. (Damn, it's starting already))
To: fml
That clown will do anything for a buck...a few weeks ago one of the local Injun Casinos had the "Dick Van Patten Celebrity Poker Tournament".
Wish I'd kept a list of the "celebrities" who participated...all well below B-List.
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posted on
12/01/2005 7:35:58 AM PST
by
ErnBatavia
(403-3)
To: ShadowDancer
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posted on
12/01/2005 7:37:24 AM PST
by
Vinnie
To: cripplecreek; mikrofon; martin_fierro
New Dog Food Good Enough For People
SOYLENT GREEN
IS PEOPLE ENOUGH FOR DOGS
To: ShadowDancer
"Dick Van Patten's Natural Balance Eatables for Dogs" also comes in such flavors as spaghetti and meatballs, hobo chili and Chinese takeout.
To: ShadowDancer; Charles Henrickson; mikrofon
To: martin_fierro; Flyer; technochick99; sinkspur; annyokie; Scott from the Left Coast; 88keys; ...
RESOLVED: There is a fine line between cheap canned tuna and cat food. Oh - there's a lot of difference. I've never opened a can of canned cat or dog food that didn't look, and smell, like it had already traveled through an animal.
Ping!
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posted on
12/01/2005 7:42:54 AM PST
by
HairOfTheDog
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To: ShadowDancer
Well, if it's people food, the "I never feed my dog people food" people won't feed it to Phydeaux anyway.
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12/01/2005 7:43:25 AM PST
by
Darnright
(Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic.)
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