Micheal Bin Hidin In-A-burka...
A very unpolitically correct
MERRY CHRISTMAS
Posted on 11/29/2005 4:30:33 PM PST by laney
He's changed his nose and skin. Why not his faith?
According to Arab-Israeli newspaper Panorama, Michael Jackson is leaving the Jehovah's Witnesses behind to become a Muslim.
Michael's brother Jermaine, who has already converted, purportedly gave Michael some books on Islam.
Jermaine has relocated to the Gulf nation of Dubai while Michael is moving to Bahrain and has purchased some property on an artificial island there.
The recently acquitted pop singer is in hot water over reports of a phone message to a former business partner where the singer allegedly made untoward remarks about Jewish people.
Jackson was reportedly heard saying, "They're [Jews] like leeches...I'm so tired of it...They start out the most popular person in the world, make a lot of money, big house, cars and everything. End up penniless. It is a conspiracy. The Jews do it on purpose."
Jackson noted that he plans to move his assets from the U.S. to Bahrain and expressed his hope to put his legal troubles behind him. He supposedly wants to enjoy the kind of freedom he says he does not have in America.
The Left Coast Report hears that Jackson's in the market for a sequined burqa.
Yea...sure. That is what his conversion to Islam and moving to the ME is going to net him...freedom to enjoy his perverse, worldy life style. I am afraid Michael is in for some serious shocks and surprises in the Mid-East.
Michael may finally complete his surgery, they will remove everything... from the neck up.
MJ, don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out.
> Jackson noted that he plans to move his assets from the
> U.S. to Bahrain and expressed his hope to put his legal
> troubles behind him.
Don't let the door hit you in the assets on your way out...
Great career move.
Just look what it did for Cat Stevens.
Michael Jackson is doing a couple of things here.
1) He is running away from his debt by putting most of his assets out of easy reach of his creditors.
2) In a place like Bahrain, it is probably easier to bribe officials to look the other way. This could enable him to indulge in his less savory appetites.
3) Becoming a muslim gives him one more reason to claim to be a victim. Being black and gay just wasn't enough.
4) He probably got tossed out of his church for fondling the choir.
Might as well...he already has the Jew-hating part down pat.
I thought he went Muslim months ago ... about the time his molestation trial started.
Soon to rerelease 'Wanna Be Startin Something' with the word 'Jihad' inserted in between each chorus.
Muhajadeen is not my lover Its just a cult who claims that I am the one
Hey that goat is not my son
Muhajadeen says I am the one, but the goat is not my son
He flirted with Farrakhan for a little while courtesy of his brother but then backed away (at least publicly).
A very unpolitically correct
MERRY CHRISTMAS
Doesn't that mean he has to wear a burka now???
LOL!!! How True...
Well, Islam will definitely provide him with all the nubile youths he might want. But aside from that, he's been well prepared - the JW's are a strange group, also a "private revelation" to an individual, with specific nuttiness like that of Mohammed - so I don't think he'll have a problem with it.
I read that he has offered to donate some huge sum to the building of a mosque in his new homeland. The only bad news for the US is how much money Jacko has.
5) Plus, as a Muslim it's okay to molest little boys. It's not often reported, but not only do suicide killers expect 72 doe-eyed virgins, but they also are looking forward to 12 pearly boys.
Interestingly enough, this improves BOTH religions.....
And what do Muslims do to people who molest little boys????
I dare not think about it.....
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