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Capt. Kirk Beams Kidney Stone To EBay
Web Pro News ^ | November 16, 2005 | John Stith

Posted on 11/27/2005 3:15:16 PM PST by BulletBobCo

Emmy-winning actor and science fiction legend William Shatner plans on beaming a rather rare rock on to eBay. Shatner recently passed a kidney stone, hopes to recover it from his doctors and sell it on eBay as the ultimate piece of Star Trek memorabilia. The sad thing is some goob will pay it.

Currently starring as his emmy-winning character, Denny Crane on "Boston Legal," Shatner is best known as the legendary Captain James T. Kirk of the starship Enterprise. Shatner hopes to pass this kidney stone to one of the many fans through eBay and donate the proceeds to charity.

The tough part will be convincing eBay to let him sell it because they have a strict rule against selling body parts. It's unclear how small rocks passing through the body fit into this rule. Trekkers have shown a strange, otherworldly ability to buy all kinds of memorabilia. This wouldn't the first time eBay has sold some peculiar items in the past, including tattoos, miracle sandwiches and other oddities.

It's a fairly safe bet though that if eBay allows it, some charity will have a nice holiday gift. Some may think urethra nut or an idiot to bid on it, but one things for sure, it'll take stones to put your name up there.


TOPICS: Business/Economy; Culture/Society; Miscellaneous; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: kidneystone; shatner
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Can't make this stuff up.
1 posted on 11/27/2005 3:15:17 PM PST by BulletBobCo
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To: mhking

ping


2 posted on 11/27/2005 3:15:43 PM PST by BulletBobCo
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To: BulletBobCo

No way this can be true! A kidney stone as the ultimate Star Trek memorabilia?

I thought Shatner's so-called singing was gross, but this is really, really gross!


3 posted on 11/27/2005 3:17:30 PM PST by Theresawithanh (You'll get me to stop posting on FR when you wrench my laptop from my cold, dead fingers!)
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To: BulletBobCo

"It's dead, Jim."


4 posted on 11/27/2005 3:17:55 PM PST by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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To: Theresawithanh

I thought so too...but I googled it and it's all over the place.


5 posted on 11/27/2005 3:18:56 PM PST by BulletBobCo
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To: BulletBobCo


Fascinating.
6 posted on 11/27/2005 3:18:57 PM PST by Spruce (Keep your mitts off my wallet)
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To: BulletBobCo

"Can't make this stuff up"? I think you can, and someone did.

If you pull my other leg, it plays Jingle Bells.


7 posted on 11/27/2005 3:19:28 PM PST by Appalled but Not Surprised
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To: BulletBobCo

Let's hope that when he dies, Shatner's brain is put in a jar and auctioned off too. Probably a Gerber baby food jar. /sarc


8 posted on 11/27/2005 3:19:41 PM PST by peyton randolph (Warning! It is illegal to fatwah a camel in all 50 states)
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To: BulletBobCo

I thought so too...but I googled it and it's all over the place.>>>

"It's on the internet, so it MUST be TRUEEEEE...."


9 posted on 11/27/2005 3:20:04 PM PST by Appalled but Not Surprised
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To: Theresawithanh
A kidney stone as the ultimate Star Trek memorabilia

Only if he developed it during the Original Series.

10 posted on 11/27/2005 3:22:19 PM PST by Rocko (this post kills fascists...and communists)
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To: BulletBobCo


"It's OK - I've just done a little too much LDS, that's all!"
11 posted on 11/27/2005 3:23:40 PM PST by reagan_fanatic (Darwinism is a belief in the meaninglessness of existence - R. Kirk)
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To: BulletBobCo
It's unclear how small rocks passing through the body fit into this rule.

Kidney stones don't actually "pass through the body".
They are formed on the inside, and work their way out.
But that's not the same as "passing through" (as if Shatner originally swallowed 'em.)

12 posted on 11/27/2005 3:25:50 PM PST by Willie Green (Go Pat Go!!!)
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To: reagan_fanatic
Capt. kirk was Mormon?
13 posted on 11/27/2005 3:26:44 PM PST by WSGilcrest (Tinky likes it!)
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To: BulletBobCo
I went to ebay and found this for sale, "WILLIAM SHATNER KIDNEY STONE KIDNEYSTONE replica".

A replica of his stone.
It's not like I'm making this stuff up.
14 posted on 11/27/2005 3:26:51 PM PST by MaryFromMichigan (Spell check is my freind :)
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To: BulletBobCo

It can't be true. William Shatne would only offer it on Priceline.


15 posted on 11/27/2005 3:27:00 PM PST by notpoliticallycorewrecked
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To: reagan_fanatic

going to the Stake Center too much, are you ?


16 posted on 11/27/2005 3:29:18 PM PST by TheOracleAtLilac
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To: BulletBobCo; mhking; Thinkin' Gal
Shatner recently passed a kidney stone

"PAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNN!"

17 posted on 11/27/2005 3:29:43 PM PST by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: BulletBobCo

I say ebay should make an exception. How cool!


18 posted on 11/27/2005 3:31:06 PM PST by marajade (Yes, I'm a SW freak!)
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To: BulletBobCo
Shatner hopes to pass this kidney stone to one of the many fans through eBay and donate the proceeds to charity.

And Mr. Shatner is no doubt looking forward to the tax write-off from this charitable donation, all the while reaping the positive publicity for being so ostensibly selfless. This is probably his best gross earning year since the peak of "TJ Hooker"!

19 posted on 11/27/2005 3:33:52 PM PST by Ronaldus Magnus
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At least he's not selling the stuff he picked up while circling Uranus.


20 posted on 11/27/2005 3:33:56 PM PST by Fido969 ("And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free" (John 8:32).)
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