FORMER CANADIAN DENFENSE MINISTER: U.S. TO LAUNCH INTERGALACTIC WAR

Federal Review ^ | 11-25-2005 | marblehead17

[JustAnotherOkie]

GW Vaider. "George...I am your father"

[heldmyw]

This yahoo is serious!

http://news.yahoo.com/s/prweb/20051124/bs_prweb/prweb314382;_ylt=An.j4V9l.GdXJYfbY2mIDEwDW7oF;_ylu=X3oDMTBiMW04NW9mBHNlYwMlJVRPUCUl

“Now is the time for open disclosure that there are ethical Extraterrestrial civilizations visiting Earth,” a spokesperson for the Non-Governmental Organizations stated. “Our Canadian government needs to openly address these important issues of the possible deployment of weapons in outer space and war plans against ethical Extraterrestrial societies.”

What are they drinking in Canaduh... and can I get some?

[Itzlzha]

"The United States military are preparing weapons which could be used against the aliens, and they could get us into an intergalactic war without us ever having any warning. He stated, "The Bush administration has finally agreed to let the military build a forward base on the moon, which will put them in a better position to keep track of the goings and comings of the visitors from space, and to shoot at them, if they so decide."

"Actual Moonbase and S.H.A.D.O. Interceptor...

I KNEW that these weren't just "games"...they have been PREPARING US for the Invasion!

Damn you Bush! Leave the Space Men alone....they ONLY want to be our friends!!

SEE?!?! Santa Cylon is our Friend!

[NewLand]

"The Bush administration has finally agreed to let the military build a forward base on the moon"

Hey Aliens...Bang! Zoom!

[Shermy]

"I enjoy an old kook fanning a good UFO controversy, but his reference to an "intergalactic" war shows he lacks even a rudimentary understanding of the universe. The galaxies are so far apart as to make any trip much less a war highly unlikely."

Untrue. We got a "stargate". There's a TV show about it. And our government JUST might start a war with the Goa'uld.

[GreyFriar]

Sounds like the guy is about 53 cards short of a full deck.

[ARealMothersSonForever]

Techno-envy. Surely the Chinese have no designs on sub-orbital superiority. Canada must immediately assemble a manned space program, before the EU shows them up!

[lesser_satan]

That's the most awesome tinfoil hat EVER.

[ARealMothersSonForever]

What exactly does a Canadian Defense Minister do anyways?

They Defend Canadian Ministers, silly. Or was that Minister to Canadian Defense?

[mikrofon]

Relax -- they're only here for a little R&R ...

[Jeff Chandler]

Watch out for those "smart" bugs!

[Forte Runningrock]

"The Bush administration has finally agreed to let the military build a forward base on the moon, which will put them in a better position to keep track of the goings and comings of the visitors from space, and to shoot at them, if they so decide."

So, I take it that all inter-galatic space traffic must fly past the moon? What happens if the moon is on the other side of the earth when the Aliens come?

I don't think the should let Paul Hellyer out of the nursing home anymore, or at least they should review his medications. No more bugs bunny cartoons for him either.

[righttackle44]

Somebody find Luke and Han. We gotta get
them on OUR side.

[plangent]

You have got to wonder: was he "spaced out" when he was running Canada's Defense apparatus? Did he really order 30,000 tasers thinking they were phasers?

[American in Singapore]

Well, it's been 40 years since he served as Defence Minister, but at least SOMEBODY in Canada is thinking about National Defence.

Hey, it's a start - get off the guy's back! /sarcasm

[dannyboy72]

But you forgot about the Stargates

[BenLurkin]

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1528341/posts

[VxH]

Oh Shazbaht!

 

[manwiththehands]

I'm a HUGE X-Files fan and I LOVE posts like this.

But OUR government?

We can't fix social security, balance a budget, find who leaked Valery Plame's name, get accurate information on Iraq WMD's, elect fools like Ted Kennedy, John Kerry, Harry Reid and Hillary Clinton, allow the 9/11 attacks, etc. etc. and they are supposed to keep something like ALIEN INVASIONS secret?????!!!????

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

(snort)

[uglybiker]

We all know who's reeeeeally behind it all!