I assumed from your emails that you were illegal. Stupid me, I was all ready to help you thinking you have a good grasp of America in your soul. Pity, you were born in America and have no concept.
It appears instead you are a great American who does not understand what gift you have been given. I'm guessing you live in Colorado. Haha, what liberal paradise and high housing you've been given.
Try again. I live in Texas. You're just batting zero tonight.