I do not know if I have even been in a four star restaurant, but I doubt it. I know that I have never been to Samoa.
I do not see either of those things as something that I really need in this lifetime.
I'm surprised to see this sort of thing posted here, but I hope that you will continue with your terrific essays and posts.
Next time The Sailor and I go to American Samoa--I'm dragging you with us. Yep! You're going. No won't be an option. Hehe!