[Dark Skies]

Er, OK. Intergalactic war...I wonder where Murtha stands on that.

[The_Victor]

Hellyer warned, "The United States military are preparing weapons which could be used against the aliens, and they could get us into an intergalactic war without us ever having any warning. He stated, "The Bush administration has finally agreed to let the military build a forward base on the moon, which will put them in a better position to keep track of the goings and comings of the visitors from space, and to shoot at them, if they so decide."

It's gonna be Bush's fault.

[TexGuy]

Crazy Nutbags ... just plain Crazy Nutbags ...

[dighton]

You couldn't make this up.

Hellyer warned, "The United States military are preparing weapons which could be used against the aliens, and they could get us into an intergalactic war without us ever having any warning. He stated, "The Bush administration has finally agreed to let the military build a forward base on the moon, which will put them in a better position to keep track of the goings and comings of the visitors from space, and to shoot at them, if they so decide."

[Dark Skies]

Ping

[southernerwithanattitude]

So now Bush is starting a war with another planet??

Just DA_M!

[sure_fine]

damn crop circler's gonna shoot at us now?

[ml1954]

Just wait until Michael Moore, Howard Dean, and the rest of that crowd find out about Bush's actions threatening to get us into war with aliens. They'll probably start sending messages out into space for Klaatu and Gort to make a return visit to help straighten things out by lobbying to get the Republicans voted out of office.

[Brilliant]

“Our Canadian government needs to openly address these important issues of the possible deployment of weapons in outer war plans against ethical ET societies.”

I told you it wasn't a good idea for the Canadians to decriminalize marijuana.

[Las Vegas Dave]

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[jrg]

"We cannot allow those greys to immigrate to our shores. They will threaten our power base as "THE" minority" - Jessie Jackoffson.

"17 of dem dere ET's dun raped Tawana Brawley" - Al Sharpton

"We're de grey wimmen be?" - OJ

[texianyankee]

We need to send Joe Wilson on another mission....far, far away to another galaxy to check out possible yellow cake...

[ConservativeGreek]

I hope the "hearings" name some of the current alien visitors.
Barbara Walters and Babes Striesand will finally be outed!
I thinks Walters has been here for centuries.

[Cvengr]

Can't say, 'they didn't warn us'!

[Nicholas Conradin]

Well, we already have the Prime Directive and that should be good enough.

In other news, the Premier of the francophone province of Quebec announced that they are ready to begin surrender negotiations.

[MarkBSenior]

Paul Hellyer contributed immensely to a Canadian military presence that is now mostly imaginary.

I wonder which politician is the more idiotic - Carter for having a First Encounter with an ET, or Hellyer for attempting to set up formal government relations with them.

[clee1]

That does it. Build a fence around Cana-duh. They are all insane.

[siunevada]

Mr. Hellyer went on to say, "I'm so concerned about what the consequences might be of starting an intergalactic war, that I just think I had to say something."

I think he's smoked too much dope. But not enough to put him to sleep.

[irons_player]

You can trace the beginning of the demise of the once proud and very competent Canadian Army Navy and Air Force to this F'ing liberal dingbat.

[Bones75]

I just read the headline so far, but...

"Canadian Parliament Asked To Hold Hearings On Relations With Alien "Et" Civilizations"

I thought Canada already had relations with the Democrats.

Hmmm..

Bones

[Panerai]

"The Bush administration has finally agreed to let the military build a forward base on the moon" - Oh man, this makes sense dude. It's like Iraq all over again. This must be why Bush want to go to Mars, fight the aliens on Mars rather than fight them here.

Has anyone asked the obvious question, whether this ex PM is senile ?