[dighton]

You couldn't make this up.

Hellyer warned, "The United States military are preparing weapons which could be used against the aliens, and they could get us into an intergalactic war without us ever having any warning. He stated, "The Bush administration has finally agreed to let the military build a forward base on the moon, which will put them in a better position to keep track of the goings and comings of the visitors from space, and to shoot at them, if they so decide."

[Restorer]

It is likely that any of our weapons would have just about as much effect on a ship capable of intersteller travel as shooting flint-tipped arrows at a nuclear aircraft carrier.

But you are quite right that this is an absolutely hilarious article

[MozarkDawg]

You gotta know it's only a matter of time ... ;)

[MEG33]

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1527967/posts
An Exopolitical Perspective on the Preemptive War against Iraq
Exopolitics ^ | 02/03/03 | Dr Michael E. Salla
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It will be argued that competing clandestine government organizations are struggling through proxy means to take control of ancient extraterrestrial (ET) technology that exists in Iraq, in order to prepare for an impending series of events corresponding to the 'prophesied return' of an advanced race of ETs. The Columbia Space Shuttle may well have been a high profile victim of such a proxy war intended to send a message to US based clandestine organizations over the preemptive war against Iraq.
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More...
I feel so out of the loop! :)

[aculeus]

He's aiming for this list.



Well Known People Who Happen to be Canadian


Comedians

* Aykroyd, Dan: Comedian, Actor. "Saturday Night Live", "The Blues Brothers"
* Candy, John: Comedian, Actor. "SCTV"
* Carrey, Jim: Comedian, Actor. "The Mask", "Ace Ventura: Pet Detective", "The Truman Show"
* Chong, Thomas: Comedian. Half of Cheech and Chong
* Dressler, Marie: Actress, Comedienne. "Tillie's Punctured Romance", "Anna Christie", "Min and Bill" (AA), "Dinner at Eight"
* Foley, David: Comedian, Actor. "Kids in the Hall", "News Radio"
* Green, Tom: Comedian. "The Tom Green Show"
* Harron, Don: Actor, Comedian, Author, a.k.a.: Charlie Farquharson, "Hee Haw".
* Hartman, Phil: Actor, Comedian. "Saturday Night Live", "News Radio"
* Leacock, Stephen: Author, Humourist. "Literary Lapses"
* Levy, Eugene: Comedian, Actor. "SCTV"
* Little, Rich: Impressionist.
* McCulloch, Bruce: Comedian. "Kids in the Hall"
* McDonald, Kevin: Comedian. "Kids in the Hall"
* MacDonald, Norm: Comedian, Actor: "Saturday Night Live"
* McKinney, Mark: Comedian. "Kids in the Hall", "Saturday Night Live"
* Mandel, Howie: Comedian, Actor. "St. Elsewhere"
* Martin, Andrea: Comedienne, Actress. "SCTV", "Star Trek: DS9"
* Michaels, Lorne: Producer, Writer. "Saturday Night Live"
* Moranis, Rick: Comedian, Actor. "SCTV", "Honey, I Shrunk the Kids"
* Myers, Mike: Comedian, Actor. a.k.a.: Wayne Campbell on "Saturday Night Live"
* O'Hara, Catherine: Actress. "SCTV" "Beetlejuice", "Home Alone"
* Sahl, Mort: Comedian, Actor
* Sennett, Mack: Director, Comedian, Actor, Producer. the Keystone Kops, "Tillie's Punctured Romance"
* Short, Martin: Comedian, Actor. "SCTV", "Saturday Night Live", "Clifford"
* Shuster, Frank: Comedian. Wayne and Shuster made the most guest appearances on the "Ed Sullivan Show"
* Smith, Steve: Comedian, Actor. "The Red Green Show"
* Steinberg, David: Comedian, Actor, Director. "Designing Women"
* Thomas, Dave: Comedian. "SCTV", "Strange Brew", "Grace Under Fire"
* Thompson, Scott: Comedian Actor. "Kids in the Hall"
* Wayne, Johnny: Comedian, Wayne and Shuster made the most guest appearances on the "Ed Sullivan Show"

[Ashamed Canadian]

I......I........just.....

I'm f*cking speechless......

Just bloody speechless.........