Canadian Parliament Asked To Hold Hearings On Relations With Alien "Et" Civilizations

Yahoo News ^ | 11/24/2005 | Staff

[Dark Skies]

Er, OK. Intergalactic war...I wonder where Murtha stands on that.

[The_Victor]

Hellyer warned, "The United States military are preparing weapons which could be used against the aliens, and they could get us into an intergalactic war without us ever having any warning. He stated, "The Bush administration has finally agreed to let the military build a forward base on the moon, which will put them in a better position to keep track of the goings and comings of the visitors from space, and to shoot at them, if they so decide."

It's gonna be Bush's fault.

[TexGuy]

Crazy Nutbags ... just plain Crazy Nutbags ...

[dighton]

You couldn't make this up.

Hellyer warned, "The United States military are preparing weapons which could be used against the aliens, and they could get us into an intergalactic war without us ever having any warning. He stated, "The Bush administration has finally agreed to let the military build a forward base on the moon, which will put them in a better position to keep track of the goings and comings of the visitors from space, and to shoot at them, if they so decide."

[Dark Skies]

Ping

[southernerwithanattitude]

So now Bush is starting a war with another planet??

Just DA_M!

[Restorer]

It is likely that any of our weapons would have just about as much effect on a ship capable of intersteller travel as shooting flint-tipped arrows at a nuclear aircraft carrier.

But you are quite right that this is an absolutely hilarious article

[sure_fine]

damn crop circler's gonna shoot at us now?

[Dark Skies]

I wonder if they have WMD's...we need proof.

[Brilliant]

Bush has got to be crazy to attack these aliens. I betchya that Rove and Cheney put him up to it.

[ml1954]

Just wait until Michael Moore, Howard Dean, and the rest of that crowd find out about Bush's actions threatening to get us into war with aliens. They'll probably start sending messages out into space for Klaatu and Gort to make a return visit to help straighten things out by lobbying to get the Republicans voted out of office.

[Semper Paratus]

So now Bush is starting a war with another planet??

Worse, they say he's going to start an inter-galactic conflict.

So who's you money on, the upstart Milky Way or the well established Andromeda Galaxy?

[southernerwithanattitude]

Hey you know, Rove might be one of "them". That would explain alot of things for the dims. Watch for this to show up at dummyland!

[mad_as_he$$]

Naw we just hit them with Slim Whitman music.

[Brilliant]

“Our Canadian government needs to openly address these important issues of the possible deployment of weapons in outer war plans against ethical ET societies.”

I told you it wasn't a good idea for the Canadians to decriminalize marijuana.

[Las Vegas Dave]

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[Brilliant]

"Hellyer’s speech ended with a standing ovation."


Sounds like there are lots of crazy nutbags, too. Thank God, they are too crazy to want to cross the border into the US.

[jrg]

"We cannot allow those greys to immigrate to our shores. They will threaten our power base as "THE" minority" - Jessie Jackoffson.

"17 of dem dere ET's dun raped Tawana Brawley" - Al Sharpton

"We're de grey wimmen be?" - OJ

[Brilliant]

The proposed Decade of Contact is “a 10-year process of formal, funded public education, scientific research, educational curricula development and implementation, strategic planning, community activity, and public outreach concerning our terrestrial society’s full cultural, political, social, legal, and governmental communication and public interest diplomacy with advanced, ethical Off-Planet cultures now visiting Earth.”

Oh, perfect... First we've got aliens coming across the border from Mexico, and now they are going to be coming across the border from Canada.