[Lady Jag]

After seeing the news at noon
Black Friday won't see me soon.
A woman fell
In the crowd pell mell,
And her size made EMTs swoon.

[Jack Deth]

Very nice, Lady Jag!

I'd missed the story behind your poem, but it doesn't surpise me.

Hope that the woman wasn't hurt too badly.

And that the EMTs remembered to lift with their legs. Not their backs.

Jack.