Oh, that Rasputin...what a steaming hunk of love he was!
Bolshoi!
No, really.
Dude should just stick to stuff like Sweet Leaf.
Ozzy was banned from Texas for life for peeing on the Alamo.
My name is old Rasputin
I romanced wife of czar;
My body was interred in earth
my pecker's in a jar.
I stopped listening to Ozzy solo work after Bark At The Moon. That was his last palatable production. I only listen to his work with Sabbath now.
Looking at photos you can see why he wrote the musical (can you really call it that?) - he's model perfect for the role.
Oh, is he gonna be typecast after that.
I wonder if he'll be sued by Boney M? (Europop group who made the old f*rt popular in the 70s)
If only we could get him to the bite the heads off of live Democrats on stage, he'd be a lot more appealing to us Republicans. ;-)
Ozzies become like one of those "living dead" zombies it'll take a head shot to stop him.
This should be interesting. I had a book, long since disappeared, title "Nicholas and Alexandra". Rasputin was a typical sociopath who wormed his way into the royal family, by promising to cure Crown Prince Alexi of hemophilia. An interesting side note is that his hemophilia was a result of all the inbreeding between royal families back then. Queen Victoria was a close relative, and Prince Edward and Tsar Nicolas were cousins, but they looked like twins.
I'm looking forward to seeing this, if it gets off the ground. OZZY ROCKS!
Next thing we know, Ozzy will be singing the praises of the Ogdru Jahad.