Alrighty then.
1 posted on
11/23/2005 5:09:31 AM PST by
csvset
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To: csvset
Way too much information.
2 posted on
11/23/2005 5:11:22 AM PST by
chronic_loser
(Handle provided free of charge as flame bait for the neurally vacant.)
To: csvset
That title looks like the header from one of my daily spam e-mails
3 posted on
11/23/2005 5:11:30 AM PST by
cripplecreek
(Never a minigun handy when you need one.)
To: csvset
New "fourth leg" of the Ironman competition?
To: csvset
Someone spends waaaaaaaaaaaaay too much time focusing on the wrong end of things.... :)
5 posted on
11/23/2005 5:13:01 AM PST by
LaineyDee
(Don't mess with Texas wimmen!)
To: csvset
6 posted on
11/23/2005 5:13:43 AM PST by
SlowBoat407
(The best stuff happens just before the thread snaps.)
To: csvset
If he pulls too hard, does the rope get jerked off?
7 posted on
11/23/2005 5:15:05 AM PST by
reagan_fanatic
(Darwinism is a belief in the meaninglessness of existence - R. Kirk)
To: csvset
This guy's weak IMHO. I once pulled a 100 car freight train from NY to CA with mine
8 posted on
11/23/2005 5:15:12 AM PST by
Tom_Busch
(I'm a victim of Rovian mind control.)
To: csvset
The most fraught relationship is that between man and his penis.The REAL man's best friend!
9 posted on
11/23/2005 5:15:14 AM PST by
Erik Latranyi
(9-11 is your Peace Dividend)
To: csvset; Tijeras_Slim; martin_fierro; Fierce Allegiance; TheBigB; dighton
Qigong practitioners are known to lift hundreds of pounds with their genitals to increase energy and sexual performance.
One of Jin-Sheng's most famous students, a 70-year-old man in Taiwan, is said to have lifted more than 660 pounds with his penis.
This still sounds preferable to getting
tasered in the cojones.
To: csvset
Please, please, please...
NO PICTURES!!!
11 posted on
11/23/2005 5:18:24 AM PST by
wireman
To: csvset
"He's very special. Powerful. Superman," said an awe-struck Shawnee Wang, who studies Qigong with Jin-Sheng at his gym in Cupertino. "I just came here to watch my master perform." There is no way this thread won't end up going in the wrong direction. Oh my.
To: csvset
When it comes to pulling out stuck vehicles, I think I'll just keep using the tow strap I keep in the truck. I don't think the gubernaculum was made for this.
13 posted on
11/23/2005 5:20:02 AM PST by
GBA
(I believe Congressman Weldon! MSM do your job.)
To: csvset
He call pull as many trucks as he wants, it wont make his penis larger. Chinese men are second only to Indian and Japanese men as having the smallest penises in the world.
To: NormsRevenge; 3rdcanyon; 75thOVI; albee; Amityschild; andie74; Andy'smom; annyokie; ...
INDUSTRIAL
STENGTH
HUMOR
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To: csvset
I don't believe they make 'harnesses' small enough... for the Dem's in Congress.
19 posted on
11/23/2005 5:26:44 AM PST by
johnny7
(“You have a corpse in a car, minus a head, in the garage. Take me to it.”)
To: csvset
LOL. SO many great lines. Where to begin!?!
21 posted on
11/23/2005 5:27:23 AM PST by
nuconvert
(No More Axis of Evil by Christmas ! TLR) [there's a lot of bad people in the pistachio business])
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24 posted on
11/23/2005 5:28:11 AM PST by
WIladyconservative
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To: csvset; martin_fierro
Just damn....and I was saving the below for the Official Friday Silliness Thread:
The amazing Italian
A salesman drove into a small town where a circus was playing. A sign read: "Don't Miss The Amazing Italian". The salesman bought a ticket and sat down.
There, under The Big Top, in the centre ring, was a table with three walnuts on it. Standing next to it was an old Italian.
Suddenly, the old man dropped his pants, whipped out his huge male member and smashed all the walnuts with three mighty swings! The crowd erupted in applause and the elderly Italian was carried off on their shoulders.
Fifteen years later the salesman visited the same little town, found the same circus and saw the same faded sign that read, "Don't Miss The Amazing Italian". He couldn't believe the old guy was still alive, much less still doing his act! He bought a ticket.
Again, the centre ring was illuminated. This time, however, instead of walnuts, three coconuts were placed on the table. The Italian stood before them, then suddenly dropped his pants and smashed the coconuts with three swings of his amazing member. The crowd went wild!
Flabbergasted, the salesman requested a meeting with him after the show. "You're incredible!" he told the Italian, "but I have to know something. I saw your act 15 years ago and you were using walnuts. Why the switch from walnuts to coconuts?"
"Well," said the Italian, "My eyes aren't what they used to be."
25 posted on
11/23/2005 5:28:34 AM PST by
ErnBatavia
(Frist would be a great Majority Leader if he had 65 seats..make that 75)
To: csvset
"In November 2003, he and his penis made the Weekly World News."
Does he know BatBoy?
29 posted on
11/23/2005 5:32:47 AM PST by
exile
(Exile - Helen Thomas tried to lure me into her Gingerbread House.)
To: csvset
Yeah, sure, but can he pull a train?
< /frat humor >
30 posted on
11/23/2005 5:32:49 AM PST by
IncPen
(Because it's not your money, Senator Kennedy. It's mine, and I'd like to keep it)
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