I vote for both.
Okay. I'm flexible on the issue. However, the tar-and-feathering should occur prior to termination.
""Termination is excessive. I'd settle for an old-fashioned tar-and-feathering of the traitor."
I vote for both."
Actually a thorough tarring and feathering causes death. The large percentage of the skin is burned very badly by the hot tar, deep shock is caused by the intense pain of hot tar in close proximity to nerve endings, and removal of the tar takes a layer of skin with it exposing the flesh to infection. A very uncomfortable way to go.
The students should turn their guns on the professor {in the metaphorical sense of course}, don't use a gun... use a grenade. Splatter his lazy, commie butt over his office. Is that metaphorical enough? Please don't take my words out of context, I'm certainly against violence. Piece {er, is that peace?}. Whatever, I'm sure the college board will take good care of this lefty loon. s/off