Valins rules for Christmas shopping
1 You do NOT HAVE to buy someone a present!
a That's why we have Hallmark
b If you see something they would like, and it doesn't cost to much BUY IT...otherwise, Hallmark
c It really is the thought that counts!!!
2 NO socks and underwear persents
a Only commies give socks and underwear presents
b Let's think back to days of yore. It's Christmas morning (Note: only commies open presents on Christmas eve.)
You open the present from Aunt Freda SUPRISE! socks and underwear. Remember how absolutly thrilled you were? Take the hint
3 (MOST IMPORTANT) Buy yourself something. Hey your been oh so good all year, right? Is there anyone how deserves something nice more than you? I didn't think so.
a this assures you at least 1 present that you really really want.
So it is written....So shall it be.
So it is written....So shall it be.
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So it is written....So shall it be done !!!