What a dope. Everybody knows if you want to sleep with a 12 year old girl, you go to Cambodia or Thailand! Those Vietnamese are savages with a well documented history of brutal justice. You can get such a good quality date in the domino parlors of Phnom Penh, or the Karaoke bars in Bangkok, which is just a hop skip and a jump from Vung Tau.
Anyways, a lot of those youngsters in Vung Tau have syphilis, and not the normal kind that gets cleared up with some penicillin. This is a super syph that gives you flaming urinations and you've got to use Telithromyacin to get it cured.
No, the lovely young strumpets form the other indo-china regions are the way to go... or so I've been told. (If what I just wrote makes you sad or angry,
wow...you sure know alot about...that..kind..of thing.