[Chickenhawk Warmonger]

This just tickles me to no end. I would have loved to see the two thugs running out of the house! God Bless Mr. and Mrs. Carpenter!

[rightinthemiddle]

Bolt action shotgun. Very rare.

[tgusa]

When in doubt - whup it out.

[right right]

Of course if you live in S.F., the odds are we probably don't need them in the gene pool anyway.

[Old Grumpy]

Long live the Carpenters!

[oyez]

I've noticed that many of the home defense stories are about the elderly. The thug element will watch and prey on the people in belief that are weak. With out a firearm in the house they might as well not even use the door locks. I wonder what the Brady people are going to do when they get old and scared.

[standing united]

Damn good thing the Dear Carpenters do not live in Detroit. O, that is right, Detroit just came out on the list of "Most Dangerous cities in America" second only to Camden, NJ. Both have banned guns in the hands of good Americans!

Can we all see the differences?

[GBA]

Nice work, Mr. Carpenter! Too bad the perps got away, though. May I recommend upgrading to one of the Mossberg 500 series of 7 round, short barreled pump shotguns in a gauge of your preference. Nothing says "Get the F... out of my house!" quite like the action on a pump shotgun!

[George W. Bush]

The NRA really should have an annual awards show for this stuff. Put it on PPV. I'd pay to watch it, say, at $20 for 2-3 hours, proceeds to support NRA lobbying.

You'd probably get more viewers than the Oscars. Imagine the shock in Hollywood!

[WasDougsLamb]

----My hats off to these fine people who protected themselves from the trash that is over running the country.


Off topic a bit, but stll about San Francisco. This was sent to me at work. Thought it was funny.

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Dancing Angel

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An angel went to see St. Peter. "All I do," the angel said, "is play the harp endlessly, and I'm getting bored."

St. Peter asked, "What would you rather do?"

The angel answered, "I like to dance."

"We don't allow dancing here in heaven," St. Peter said, "but I can see you need a change so I will allow you to take advantage of a once-in-an-eternal-lifetime offer. I will allow you 24 hours leave to return to earth and dance."
"I'm gone," the angel said and in a trice the angel was in California and quickly found a dance hall run by Samuel Frank. Checking the harp and wings, the angel boogied and danced and had a great time until just seconds remained of the leave.

The angel grabbed up the wings and immediately was in heaven again. Returning to St. Peter, the angel said, "I'm back and I am so happy. I'll never feel bored again."

St. Peter said, "That's wonderful, but where is your musical instrument?"

"Oh, no," the angel said, "I left my harp in Sam Frank's Disco."