DFU SONG: 50 Way to Leave Your Lover (Dems have 50 ways to screw our country)

DFU SONGS | 11-2005 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

[doug from upland]

http://www.garyrog.50megs.com/midi1.html
MIDI - 50 WAYS TO LEAVE YOUR LOVER

(fairly long intro)

Their lusting for power has turned them all traitorous
And they have been wondering why we make such a fuss
When I hear their words on the radio, I start to cuss
The Dems have 50 ways to screw our country

Their anger heightened back in 1994
That's when the voters threw their butts right out the door
They went ballistic and it had shook them to their core
The Dems have 50 ways to screw our country
50 ways to screw our country

This war is a fake, Jake...Bush tells us lies, Cy
It was all just a ploy, Roy...Bush must be impeached
No nukes were there, Cher...all our torture is bad, Brad
We are the new Nazis...that lesson we'll teach

We'll end this war, Thor...let's blame the Jews, Lou
We'll take our power back, Zack...'06 is our year
Say what we must, Gus...and Pelosi will bitch, Mitch
Let's do what we have to do...our mission is clear

We're hearing their words as they embolden enemies
It's obvious...that they are a party with no plan for liberty
Should Democrats lead us again, our nation's history
The Dems have 50 ways to screw our country

We see their words in Al-Jazeera the next day
So we are expecting it, the Democratic way
While our brave soldiers fight the war the game of politics they play
The Dems have 50 ways to screw our country
50 ways to screw our country

This war is a fake, Jake...Bush tells us lies, Cy
It was all just a ploy, Roy...Bush must be impeached
No nukes were there, Cher...all our torture is bad, Brad
We are the new Nazis...that lesson we'll teach

We'll end this war, Thor...let's blame the Jews, Lou
We'll take our power back, Zack...'06 is our year
Say what we must, Gus...and Pelosi will bitch, Mitch
Let's do what we have to ...our mission is clear

[doug from upland]

Here you go.

[TheBattman]

Yep - the title really shows the difference between Democrats and Republicans:

Democrats = 50 ways to screw your country

Republicans 40 ways to screw your country.......

Ugh...

[alwaysconservative]

Stupendous! Thanks so much; I'll be chuckling over this all day (and passing it along. . .).

Boy, when your creative juices flow, they really flow, don't they? Great job!

[doug from upland]

This song was specifically about war. Your comment is preposterous. I didn't create lyrics about spending too much money or about the border. Your comment would have been appropriate for those lyrics. Not here.

[doug from upland]

Let's do what we have do

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Let's do what we have to (Admin Moderator has been asked to change it)

[narby]

Good stuff DFU.....

[NickatNite2003]

Odyssian effort Doug. :o)

[doug from upland]

That's great. That's the first time I've heard "Odyssian" relative to a parody song. :)

[TheBattman]

So sorry I offended you - as I posted, the "TITLE" shows the difference.

Who pooped in your corn flakes this morning (or is that my fault?)

[TheBattman]

Also - lest we forget - there were several Repubs who wer on the bandwaggon to try to force an exit strategy/date just a week ago....

[doug from upland]

There is one party sending a message that is being carried in Al Jazeera. We know the name of that party.

I didn't have corn flakes. I had Trader Joe's Cranberry Almond Clusters. Sorry for the immediate reaction of disdain. We are on the same side.

[NickatNite2003]

There seems to be a mood on the posts today,
that waxes to the ancient ages and the
mythological...it seemed appropriate...:)