AMSTERDAM (Reuters) - Dutch animal lovers are mourning a sparrow shot dead after it fluttered into an exhibition hall and knocked over thousands of dominoes set up in preparation for a world record attempt.
The sparrow will be commemorated in a live Dutch television broadcast of the domino-toppling Friday after a wave of national outrage at the shooting.
"We know we are responsible for a lot of emotion in the country and we realize we couldn't go on without properly marking this," said Jeroen van Waardenberg, a spokesman for reality TV company Endemol, the firm behind "Big Brother."
An exterminator shot the sparrow Monday in the northern city of Leeuwarden after fears the bird could upset more of the 4 million dominoes which staff had spent weeks balancing on their edges for the record attempt.
Dutch animal rights groups are outraged, especially as sparrows are a protected species in the Netherlands.
It not my fault, I only copied the answers given.
http://www.armory.com/swallow.html
What... is the Airspeed Velocity of an Unladen Swallow?
The account request procedure on DeepThought asks the applicant several questions ("What is your name?", etc.) For its amusement value, it was suggested to me that I throw in the swallow question from the movie Monty Python and the Holy Grail. The question appears amidst those related to account creation, without any context shift, so I expected it be somewhat jarring and had no idea what sort of responses I would get. As it turns out, most of those who bother to enter anything either recognize the question or attempt to come up with a suitably silly answer. See here for a serious attempt at an estimate of the answer to this question.
Below are the responses received from August 1993 through March 2001, ranked by the number of times each was given. The capitalization and punctuation is that of the first version of each response that was received. There were 3633 non-empty responses during this period; only those that consisted of at least three words are included here.
614 African or European?
68 European or African?
51 i dont know
21 english or african
20 African or European swallow?
18 African or American?
16 What do you mean, African or European?
12 What, african or european?
11 african or europian?
11 i don't know that!
11 what kind of swallow?
8 Speed of light
8 An African or European swallow?
8 an african or a european swallow
7 north or south?
7 i have no idea
6 American or European?
6 What do you mean, African or European swallow?
5 An African Swallow or a European Swallow?
5 is that an african swallow?
5 african or english
5 What do you mean? An African or European swallow?
5 african or europen
4 is that an african or european swallow?
4 African or Domestic?
4 African or South American
4 is it an african swallow?
4 african of european
4 European or asian?
4 asian or african?
3 Which kind of swallow
3 English, or French
3 i have no clue.
3 english or egyptian?
3 is it african or european?
3 What do you mean, an African or a European swallow?
3 heck if I know
3 An African Swallow?
3 the speed of light
3 Laden Or Unladen
3 European or African Swallow?
3 european or american
3 Is that african or european?
3 African or Euorpean?
3 African or Asian?
3 What do you mean African or European?
3 Africian or European?
3 faster than me
3 Im not sure
3 faster than a laden swallow
3 afican or european?
2 Really damn fast
2 Not a clue
2 more than a laden swallow
2 Let me find my MONTY PYTHON script.
2 african variety or english variety?
2 what, an african or european swallow?
2 An African swallow, or a European swallow?
2 north or south american?
2 hell if I know
2 whats a swallow?
2 What do you mean, african, or european swallow?
2 35 miles per hour
2 you tell me
2 Wish I knew
2 With or without wings?
2 10 miles per hour
2 30 miles per hour
2 fuck if I know
2 Depends on the species...
2 as fast as it can fly
2 an african or english swallow?
2 African or Australian?
2 european or africian?
2 300 000 km
2 about 15 sec
2 how should I know?
2 i love this game
2 Ask Mr. Phython.
2 An african or european?
2 african or north american
2 what? I don't know that!
2 african? or american?
2 as fast as it can go and no faster
2 have no idea
2 male or female?
2 Euoropean or domestic?
2 What do you mean? An African or a Europeon swallow?
2 Europian or African
2 Is that an African or a European swallow?
2 european or east african?
2 Beats the hell out of me
2 is this a trick question?
2 Is that European or African?
2 European, or African?
2 europeann or north african?
1 Damnit I forgot!
1 Don't ask me
1 What kind of swallow, exactly?
1 Is it an African or a European swallow? I don't know! Arrgh!
1 I never expected that!
1 Uhhhhh, I don't know
1 {?BLis there a tail wind
1 Is that an African or a European swallow? Wha', wha' I don't know _that_. AHHHHHHHHH! Hmph! How do you know so much about swallows? Hmm.. you hae to know they sort of things if you're a king!
1 The African or European?
1 to get to the other side?
1 don't you know?
1 poor bird hasn't gotton laid yet
1 ooohhhh that's funny john
1 it depends on te coconut
1 faster than a severed limb (Holy Grail)
1 more than that of a laden one
1 a european one or an african one?
1 As swift as the joyous heart of the Happy Prince in letting it soar.
1 European or Vogonean?
1 "uh, uh, uh. . . I don't know!"
1 i don't know thaaaaaaa
1 depends how high it was when it was shot
1 PLOCEIDAE? African or Amarican?
1 could care less
1 Is that an african or european?
1 pretty damn fast
1 Well, would that be an African orEuropean swollow?
1 Europen or African
1 zippi da do DA
1 aferican or european
1 dont know get the machinee that goes bing
1 22 wingbeats per second
1 Pretty darned fast
1 what isn't it laden with?
1 do you mean european or african?
1 Approximately 40 feet per second.
1 at least 30mps
1 Forwards or Backwards?
1 north of south?
1 faster Than ONe Carrying bricks
1 Assuming it was just hit by a shotgun blast, 9.8 meters per second squared.
1 What do you mean an african swallow or an european swallow?
1 carying coconuts? :)
1 33 1/3 MPH
1 european or african ?
1 hell, i dont know
1 European or Egyptian?
1 40 feet per second per second
1 3 * avg(coconut)
1 *splat* times the exponent of the air
1 as fast as it goes and no faster
1 I dont' know
1 not as fast as a miltary jet ...
1 Not gona tell you. :)
1 I give up
1 Would that be a european or African swallow?
1 would that be a African or European swallow?
1 African? No, I knew I should have followed that link on your homepage.
1 Well, this is an interesting phenomenon. An unladen swallow is, by definition one which travels down the esophagus unencumbered by food. Ipso fatso, a laden swallow is one which is permeated with masticated food particlitational effects--beep-can't finish
1 african? or english?
1 unladen swallows can't fly
1 I don't study birdology
1 would that be an african or european swallow?
1 British or American?
1 south american or north?
1 an african swallow or european?
1 who gives a fuck
1 Monty Python again??
1 Unlkade or unlucky?
1 2x 56k -isp
1 trick q no fair
1 An Indian Swift flies at 200mph.
1 eh African or European?
1 self projected or fired from a cannon?
1 Afro or Euro?
1 i love you!
1 eastern or american (I hate bad memories)
1 frican or european
1 monty is cool
1 which do you mean?
1 did you hear the one about the Rabbi and the gay guy?
1 Do you mean an African or european swallow?
1 oy! vhat a question!
1 Norwegian or African?
1 I don't know. AAIIHH!
1 red, no blue
1 Faster than an unladen snail.
1 Depends on how far hes fallin g
1 african or austrailian?
1 I dunno, I shot it.
1 200 tom of junk
1 How the Fuck Should I know, who do I look like, King Arthur?
1 cooked, or uncooked ?
1 wouldn't you like to know
1 I have no clue at all.
1 african or europien?
1 African of Europien?
1 I will go to college
1 african or earopean?
1 Arfican or european?
1 bring out your dead
1 49 x 3
1 slightly more than Elvis
1 Swallow...? African or European? I don't know. Aaahhhhh!
1 bthhhht stupid frenchie
1 A King's Gotta know these things...
1 Is it a slow swallow, or a fast swallow?
1 African or uropean
1 12" per sec.
1 I like MP too...
1 faster than snail mail
1 Is it an african or european swallow?
1 Hmmm, an African or European swallow?
1 depends on fast you ripp the hook outta it's mouth !!
1 Depends on the length of the
1 not as fast as me in free fall! :)
1 An african or european swllow?
1 this is a joke !!
1 Poor bird didn't get laid?
1 wet or dry feathers
1 african or eureopean
1 a euorpean or african?
1 what?! I don't know THAT! AAAAAAAAAAARGH!
1 with or with out BB's?
1 'at would dep'nd if 'twere un Ahfricun or uh Yourapeeen swallo'.
1 african or euorpian
1 african or eauropean?
1 as I said before Who wants to know
1 africian or europian?
1 eastern or western
1 Long Live Monty Python
1 A European swallow or African swallow?
1 is that a european or african swallon?
1 ... so she can receive email, as an interim measure until she gets a local ISP, and to have a forwarding address to give AOL when she quits. Hope that's OK. The account will get little, if any use.
1 faster than the slug...
1 My heart was so full that I could hardly speak to to W. when I gave him a farewell kiss. I sate a long time upon a stone at the margin of the lake, and after a flood of tears my heart was easier
1 Slower than one carrying a cocanut
1 What kind of swallow? An African or a European?
1 it's a bitch!
1 66 2/3 kph
1 african and european
1 Somewhere betwwen slow and awfully fast
1 the same as a laden crow
1 European of African?
1 I don't know that! AAAH!
1 nearly that of a dove
1 forgot, missed the show
1 can't remember, darn it.
1 I don't know... [whizzzz]
1 What is the airspeed with a coconut
1 European, African, or Capistrano?
1 african or europion?
1 uhh... Yellow! Arrgh...
1 African or European? (everybody knows this one...)
1 Exquezze me? Baking Powder?
1 is this an African swallow?
1 Europeon or African?
1 uhh. I dunno..
1 Never seen one...don't know
1 depends on the breed
1 2.3 * speed_of_light
1 depends on what it's eaten for breakfast
1 Europeean or African?
1 16.234 Kilobytes per sec
1 african or euopean
1 how much does it weight?
1 I've no idea
1 uh... no clue.
1 Easter or Africon
1 Less than 0.3 M, I would assume, since the hollow bones of an bird would be unable to withstand any ocmpressibility effects.
1 43 flasp a minute
1 I fart in your general direction
1 flying backwards or forwards?
1 Depends on whether theyve been laid.
1 75 flaps per beak
1 with or without the coconut?
1 africa or european?
1 28.8, maybe? If v=d/t then unladen swallow velocity= here/there.
1 It's only a flesh wound!
1 What are you smoking, and why aren't you sharing?
1 100 miles stupit
1 "!I don't know! WAAAk!"
1 6340 nanoparsecs per fortnight
1 slow in comparisson to that of an unladen f-16
1 Too much Monty Python....
1 Approximately 32 MPH
1 ask Mr. Wizard's World
1 a an African or European swallow?
1 22Kph, depending on windspeed
1 If I knew, I'd tell you!
1 hmm *scratches head*
1 75 mph est
1 What color is the swallow?
1 What kind of Swallow Dear Monte?
1 a moment's notice
1 that depends...um...coconuts...err....on Sir Not-Appearing-In-This-Film.
1 Isn't a swallow a bird?
1 uhhh, I dunno..
1 43 beats pet minute
1 I don't know the secret password
1 depends on how hard you throw it
1 much more than 2400 baud
1 Interesting. I don't know but know where to find out.
1 faster than me in the air..
1 bless you my son
1 i don't no.
1 hehe too much monty python eh?
1 er... I didn't know there would be story problems...
1 Northern or Eastern?
1 see the holy grail
1 what type of swallow?
1 Super duper fast
1 nih! bring me a shrubbery!
1 Approx. 55 mph
1 , after it hits a wall that is.
1 depends on the atmospheric density ;-)
1 "It depends. Has the unladen swallow been fixed, burned, singed, maimed, bruised, reemed, stalked, killed, clothed, slapped, or any other damaging action? If so, we have the support group for you."
1 2lightyears per second
1 I think around 100mph
1 african or indian?
1 i dunno :)
1 approximately 68 mph
1 Does it spit too?
1 need other variables
1 depends on what it was laden with
1 Super dooper fast
1 hehehehe...yeah right :)
1 faster than I could run
1 that bird needs a mate
1 Hmm, can I think about it?
1 approx. 30 m/ph
1 What do you mean? African or Europeon swallow?
1 monty pythan jokes :) ehehehe
1 Wha... I don't know that!
1 that depends...is it an african or european swallow?
1 faster than YOU
1 What do you mean african or american swallow
1 aftrican or european
1 Uhhhh, is this if it's flying, or if it's being thrown from a car window? -==-
1 not fast enough
1 chaos is eternal peace is onlyt temperalry
1 "stelmon 5!!!!!" i cry bitterly as the tears run down my face... "i ask for king arthur, and you drop coconuts on my poor little head, you murderous bunny!"
1 32' per sec^2
1 As a bird flies or as a tank swims?
1 42.6feet per mile
1 I'm not a big Monty Python fan...:)
1 ask an ornithologist
1 Who Knows? Who Cares?
1 speed of liff
1 Depends on whether it's from Africa or Europe!
1 What do you mean? An African or a Eropeon swallow?
1 is it legal to ask that?
1 ...about as fast as a coconut.
1 check in the mouth of a squirrel
1 English of African?
1 only yer momma would know this !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1 Tis, tis, tis.
1 i shouldnt say
1 Ummm.... pretty fast, i guess
1 34 to the -2 power
1 I haven't taken Botany in quite a few years!
1 who knows or who cares?
1 24 miles per hour
1 32 miles an hour
1 what type of swallow? an african or european swallow
1 30 mil per hour
1 slightly slower twas a hummingbird
1 i study reptiles not birds
1 1/2 mile per hour
1 Diving or soaring?
1 That depends; an african swallow or a european swallow?
1 only brian and afew other folk really know.
1 62 miles per hour
1 Ah, Monty Python fans? Well, if I can remember.......Afican or European?
1 i don'tI'm not the king of England
1 East African or European?
1 thats a very good question.
1 Fall in Paris
1 60 miles per hour
1 13.6 miles per hour
1 15 miles per hour
1 Several thousand microns per second.
1 No Monty Python please!
1 Same as a European swallow?
1 Eize? Afrikanit o' Amerikanit?
1 Before or after it's hit by a Sidewinder?
1 What do you mean, an African swallw or a European swallow?
1 they dont fly
1 umm i'm not sure pretty fast?
1 the higher they fly the fewer
1 it goes down
1 Would that be a Europeon swallow or African swallow?
1 i don't know that! aaaaiii!
1 Is she pregnant?
1 what color is...
1 (help me, I forgot my first login)
1 as fast as it wantsa
1 afrifan or european?
1 Before or after I shot it?
1 Enlish or African
1 heck of a lot faster than my poor neurons
1 two chickens and a side of fries
1 this is not my area of expertise :)
1 this is a joke
1 the quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dogs!
1 asian or african ?
1 I should know. this is a library after all.
1 20 knots, depending on wind
1 Would that be an African or a European swallow?
1 I'm not realy sure abot tut that
1 20 knots per 45 cubic units
1 shit I forgot :)
1 Monty Python, nice.
1 fast as a lightning
1 gimme a break
1 African or Eupean
1 i choked it up...
1 if i understood unladen well enough, then its about 70 miles an hour(approx)
1 Faster than a speeding Kenshin
1 Do you meam a Northern Spotted Swallow or a Anarct1can Swallow?
1 43 times every second, right? An African swallow, maybe, but not an European swallow...
1 Depends which kind of swallow!! African or European!!
1 I have problems of my own to deal with.
1 martian or venusian?
1 southern or europeon?
1 23 to 25 mph
1 English or Friench
1 Blue no Red....Ahhhh!
1 What's your favorite color? Wrong!
1 an african or european swal
1 The square root of the function of the velocity with which the shit hits the fan
1 is unladen a dead sparrow?
1 about that fast
1 eat my shorts
1 an African swallo or a European swallo?
1 Sorry, don't really watch Monty Python movies.
1 How would I know AAAAAaaa!
1 faster than I could fly
1 92.876 landmarks per hour
1 None shall pass
1 pretty fast, I'd imagine.
1 what is it?
1 I like the way your shoes smell
1 ask someone who cares
1 blue! no, red! ah, err, i mean...
1 an english swallow or a barn swallow?
1 depends on if it's dead or not.
1 Does the Pope shit in the woods?
1 Austrailian or Norwegian?
1 Sorry, don't know that one.
1 Depends if it was dead or not.
1 as quick as it can
1 too fast to tell
1 ? faster than a laden swallow ?
1 an English swallow or an African swallow?
1 not too fast..
1 What the hell are you talkin' about?
1 I'll tell ya one thing.. Its alot faster than an elephants. ( air speed velocity that it )
1 3.0002 X bat wing swallows
1 It depends wether it runs into a window or not
1 yah, yah, yah
1 Depends on the size of the esophagus.
1 I dont know...sorry.
1 not as fast as q's ass is gonna be flyin after i beat her letters score!
1 Fetch me a shrubbery and I shall tell you
1 othesis of detachable $%$#% 's. <--place bad word here
1 109871234987 miles a nanosecond
1 will find out if you must
1 Faster than a snail, slower than a vinopal in heat
1 same as that of a laden swallow
1 it is a lame duck that flies to the sound of a barking arrow.
1 european or ?
1 Don't know, I only swallow the laden
1 3.1mph (depending on wind varations)
1 do i need to answer?
1 I'm a blonde...you can't expect me to know these things!!
1 spring in St.Petersburg
1 Blue swallow or Antarct1c swallow?
1 the same as a European swallow of course
1 it depends on the swallow's mood
1 an african swallow or a european one?
1 54 miles per second
1 Nf you asked for the bandwidth of an unladen swallow, I would tell you.
1 An african or European swallow? Well I, um...I don't know. Arrgh!
1 1400 ft. p/sec
1 Fast-until it hits window
1 Too fast to determine
1 too fast to be determined
1 sorry, I'm not a birdologist
1 is that a European or African swallow?
1 an african migratory swallow?...it all depends on the swallow....
1 greater than that of a Python, laden or unladen
1 How should I know tha...AaAAAaaieee...
1 25 miles per hours
1 I don't remember
1 spring in Moscow
1 Depending on the gravitational effects of the centripetal force created by the antiflux of the moon's orbit patterns, and on the complex proteins injested by said swallow prior to, or during, but not after, inital flight movements, the airspeed velocity m
1 oh no not physics!
1 Come to school and we'll teach you.
1 Africa or Europe
1 I don't know. you tell me.
1 35 mph forward
1 african or ...
1 an african or euroropean swllw
1 the northern or southern?
1 3 times the velocity of a crashing deepthought
1 What kind of swallow? Cliff or Barn?
1 In which country?
1 I dunno, but it makes a nice dent in the windshield when it hits...;-)
1 an african or a europian
1 get back to me.
1 I don't know that. ARRRRRGGGHHH!
1 and english or african swallow?
1 in the green-green room there was a green telephone...
1 2.9 m/s squared
1 I don't know that! Whaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh...
1 african or eurpeon
1 I don't know precisely, but it must be faster than that of one carrying a coconut!
1 african of europiean
1 European of Arfican?
1 The Speed of Light Squared
1 I wouldn't know that! My kid watches THAT movie!
1 I dont know *ARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHH*
1 faster than a toucan
1 slow enough to make a
1 30 miles per hours
1 Slower than a greased gulp.
1 ill tell you if you promise to give head
1 D=M/V but I do not know the density or mass, unfortunately, therefore cannot compute.
1 Is this monty-pythonish?
1 I don't know...haven't asdked a swallow
1 Is that an american or african swallow?
1 57.6k BPS over normal lines
1 45 african, 40 european
1 too damned fast
1 a little less than that of an unladen gulp
1 I hate monty python.
1 uhh..uh huh huh huh huh...burritos?
1 constant speed plus fart speed
1 I've never seen Monty Python and The Holy Grail...
1 big enough.. ahh ?
1 I dunno I have never swallowed.
1 10 m/s northeast
1 69 meters per second.
1 Faster than a V.fast modem..
1 the same as 9000 pink pingpong balls x 3 pregnant chickens
1 Only the Oracle knows for sure
1 habitat slows them down
1 who gives a flying... except for ornithologists
1 Afican or South American
1 32km per hour
1 swalllowsss do not exist in my world
1 a belgian swallow, or an indian swallow?
1 none of your business.
1 i don't know, Ford.
1 Quite Fast... I dunno..
1 Slower than a bullet
1 i don't know may be you can tell me.
1 About as fast as I can SWALLOW
1 'Very Small Rocks??'
1 the european swallow or the african swallow?
1 i, i don't know that
1 African or euro?
1 depends on the girl
1 I don't know. Ahhh!!!!
1 162 mm per second
1 and african or english swallow?
1 6 6 6
1 african or european (yes this is her son )
1 eh? uhh 100.2
1 that depends on season
1 299 000 kmh
1 my blue jays are faster! (-especially when chasing the errant *PEANUT!*)
1 faster than if it's carrying a coconut
1 t was a joke. Wow. I'm impressed :)Well, what do you mean? African, or European.
1 well, you know, I used to know that...
1 I DONT KNOW THAT! (AAGHGHG!)
1 "An African, or an European Sw.?"
1 you and me plus women upside down and sideways....
1 21 mph in migration season
1 Against the wind or not.
1 european or african, bud
1 an african or europian swallow???
1 1.00 USU (Unladen Swallow Units)
1 Depends on how fast it wants to go.
1 An African or Egyptian swallow?
1 african or eurapean?
1 northbound or southbound?
1 eourpeon or african
1 1.5983542 unless it has diarehhea then its 1.32954
1 African or Europeon?
1 about 75 khz
1 Go Beavis, Go!
1 "An Aferican Or an English Swallow"
1 he says what kind?
1 1/2 a coconut
1 blue, no red
1 trash bags of nitrus
1 An american swallow or an Austrian swallow. What
1 I don't know that!...Auuughhh!
1 Is it headed for a possible mating?
1 I don't know....AIEEEEEEEE!
1 depends on what you are trying to swallow.
1 African, or European? Or both?
1 is that an african swallow or a europeuropean swallow?
1 American or African?
1 the same as the originality of a monty python geek
1 is this like a monty python question?
1 English or Australan?
1 the same as a F-14
1 huh? whats a swallow?
1 The airspeed of an unladen swallow is the velocity of a swallow that is not ladened
1 depends on the variety of swallow.
1 Depends-European or African swallow?
1 Depends if its an African swallow
1 It is all relative.
1 5 times the sp eed of light divided by the gravitional pull of the sun and the
1 Is that an African Swallow or a European swallow?
1 which? african or european swallow?
1 Why dont you ask the swallow?
1 whatever john says it is :)
1 eurpean or african?
1 What, is your favorite colour? I don't know! Arrgh!
1 i do now know
1 I do not know
1 What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?I would guess about 25mph.
1 it depends on the direction
1 4meters per second
1 Urp. Thats mighty fast...
1 is that a european swallow or an African swallow?
1 I don't know :) <-MontyP!
1 Which, and african or europeon swallow?
1 Need more info, I need to know the weight of the swallow as well as its altitude to calculate its velocity.
1 69 centimeters per unit of time specified
1 5 g's per second
1 faster than your wit
1 I don't remember! agghhh!!
1 northern or southern?
1 I don't know that ahhhh.
1 not the same as an african swallow.
1 is that an african or europian swallow
1 heh does anyone ever answer this question correctly?
1 I am Shicken!!!!!!!
1 What do you mean, african or european? You have to know these things when you're King.
1 blue, no red, red!!
1 depends on the air current
1 umm..ask Montey Python
1 Infinity to the power of 8
1 African? European? And where is the coconut?
1 would that be an African swallow, or the North American variety?
1 European or African sw
1 i'll look it up
1 Depends on wind varations
1 Slower than my modem
1 Japanese, or Swahili?
1 I don't know AAAHHHHHH!!!
1 He told me about this question but I forget if you are asking about a French or indian swallow.
1 about 15 miles/sec.
1 Ummm....not very fast
1 an african one??
1 i dont know10
1 give us a shubbery
1 I'm not sure, but if I recall correctly, it's 18.6 mph mean, with a standard deviation of +/- 8.3 mph. Why do you ask -- is it a board requirement? Have I flunked the entrance exa
1 how heavy is the swallow, hat material is it made from, where was it produced, and how many are there like it?
1 depends what kind of swallow
1 north american or where?
1 plus poopie jelly brains
1 depends upon the humidity
1 African or demestic?
1 70 mph in shallow dive.
1 Irrelevant, as SDI testing is no longer being carried out against coconut-delivery vehicles
1 I swallowed the sallow
1 divisable by 7
1 3* the speed of the wind minus the friction factor:)
1 Ummm...how about 12 knots per minuite ?
1 depends on what they carry.
1 with or against prevailing trade winds?
1 is this from Monty Python?
1 I swallowed my cat
1 it depends on how big its beak is and how much water it can swallow
1 Is that an African or an American one?
1 as fast as you chuck it ?
1 African or Europeon swallow?
1 Do I look like a swallow?
1 african, or Eupoean?
1 bahaha, I have no idea
1 like i care
1 It depends, is it European, or African
1 Uh, like, 50 mph?
1 My girlfriend spits.
1 African, or European Swallow?
1 Is that the African or European variety?
1 ooh.. everyone knows that.
1 African or Europen Swallow?
1 little tiny pebbles
1 african or eastern?
1 african or eurpean swallow
1 It depends on what you are swallowing.
1 African or Central American?
1 From "Ornithology" by Frank B. Gil the average speed douring migration is 40 km per hour.
1 3.443 MPH unless mars is alligned with earth, the 3.432
1 50 ft per second
1 In a dive 57.5kts at 29.92
1 a european swallow?
1 What kind? African oreuropean?
1 WhA?X?at? African or European?
1 european or north african?
1 watch Monty Python's search for the Holy Grail:)
1 african, or america?
1 ask monty to ask brian, ya know?
1 Watch Monty Python and the Hly Grail!!
1 Don't have a clue
1 Less than a laden swallow.
1 like elephants and ants on seasaws
1 14.4 bps :)
1 Depends on how recently it's been tuned
1 North American or European?
1 'bout 60 mph
1 1 Swallow in a time :)
1 I don't know, but I could get my video copy of Monty Python.
1 as free as a flea on the wing
1 2km / hr heh
1 african south american?
1 Indonesian or Mexican?
1 1.25 per second
1 african of american
1 Depends if it is an American or an English Swallow : )
1 Ummm, I Dunno,,, Waaahhhhh!
1 Freaking or Peeing?
1 African or Europeen?
1 300 00 km
1 a European, or African Swallow?
1 95mph +/- 1 light year
1 a european or an african?
1 A european or africal swallow?
1 A European or African Swallow?
1 to do mail.
1 i dint know
1 2 knots :)
1 you mean you don't know
1 What do you mean? African of European?
1 It depends. Is this an African swallow?
1 Africxan or European?
1 Is it a Western Swallow?
1 varies on the type of swallow
1 We don't have swallows here.
1 African or Eurpian
1 hummm... Monty python..
1 what do you mean, african or eurpoean?
1 african or that other one?
1 A european or an African swallow?
1 I got laid yesterday, but I cant' remember.
1 slower than light
1 depends on altitude, humidity, level of feeding, etc.
1 faster than a speeding 8086...
1 0 meters per second
1 What kind of swallow, African or European?
1 *See Funny British Movie
1 Ask Monty Python
1 depends on the coconuts it isnt' carrying
1 not this again
1 faster than you would imagine
1 Up to 37 mph.
1 ask a swallow
1 Afracian or Eurpean?
1 African swallow, or European swallow?
1 what the hell?
1 63.7 fps nominal
1 In a vacuum?
1 an african or a europeian
1 -20 if you account for the gravity wells. (you must get tired of the SAME answer, right?)
1 i haven't heard that question since I was 16...
1 ahem..i m not so good in English,sorry..:(
1 dead or alive?
1 how do you expect me to know that?
1 300 000 kms
1 a european or african?
1 Depends on how hungry
1 the Happy Prince knows
1 wha?, 'ey dun no dat... (AAAAHHHHHGGGG)
1 While, yes, 42 is the universal answer to everything I'd still have to say 73 mph
1 "8 days a week"
1 whats the headwind?
1 Higher than that of a laden one.
1 an african or an austrailian?
1 125 centimeters per hour
1 about 10 seconds
1 who wants to know
1 6.02 x 10^-24
1 how would i know?
1 approx 5.314 knots...
1 as fast as it can fly unladen?
1 Are you talking about a European
1 "Your arm's off! No it isn't!" err, wait... "What? An African or European Swallow? I don't know... auuuuuugggghhhh!"
1 Do Not AMonty Make Satan Angry
1 Mediteranain, or Eastern European?
1 12 kilovector at a milisecond
1 Depends on if it is frozen and what sort of cannon it was fired out of. Europeans make gooood cannons
1 i didn't even know they existed.
1 african or japaneese
1 Depends upon the weather, I would suppose...yep...yep...might rain..then again, maybe it won't...yep...
1 damned if i know
1 I should ask Einstein about that.
1 is that an african or europeon swallow ?????????
1 faster than yer grandma
1 Speed of light squared
1 i dont know :-)
1 european or aisian?
1 speed of light.... squared
1 uh huh huc@y?h
1 African or European? Ha ha.
1 3.00002 Cm Per Second Times the Barometric Pressure divided by Air Resistance
1 Approx 5 miles per hour. :)
1 normal or african?
1 faster than a 2400 baud modem
1 It varies from bird to bird.
1 I don't know *aaarrrrrggghh*
1 african or european ?
1 american or austrellian
1 *grin* african or european?
1 As fast as it wants to be,
1 Dunno. I don't swallow.
1 african or euopean ?
1 African or European? The real question here is, What is the airspeed velocity of a LADEN swallow. Then maybe the real snwer to this perplexing question could be brought to justise.
1 Enough to splatter terds!
1 Which species of shallow?
1 How the heck should I know? If you really want to know, look it up in the dictionary!!!!
1 10 x 10
1 alive or dead?
1 African or Eurpoean?
1 tropical or european?
1 Northern or European
1 is this monty pothyon ?
1 ds if its beer or not
1 how the hell would I know?
1 Depends on the size of is coconuts.
1 faster then a speeding bullet
1 Faster than a speeding bullet.
1 i don't know (or care)
1 Not great enough to escape that of a diving falcon.
1 my favorite color is blue.
1 Hahaha...Monty Python is cool.
1 Now that's a crazy question.
1 Is that the European variety?
1 Brazillian or ...
1 French or American?
1 European or Asian Blue throat?
1 w? What do you mean, an African or European swallow?
1 only monty python knows
1 In the air or in the throat?
1 I.. I dthe african or european?
1 any where from 10-25 MPH?
1 Blue. No, green....
1 Well, is it Africian or European?
1 Oh, bugger off you silly twit!
1 They fly? Hmmm.
1 C (always pick c)
1 foreign or domestic?
1 ask the potato king. he would know
1 327, i dont know
1 african or you're a peein'
1 WHAT? African or Europen
1 5 miles per second
1 hmmmm... i don't know
1 would that be an african or european swallo?
1 African or european swallow.. i owould have to say 42
1 havent seen movie in a while
1 how the frick do i know?
1 Blue. No, red...
1 North American or South
1 affrican or european?
1 read on www.armory.com
1 is that a european swallow, or an african swallow ?
1 I dunno. What is the airspeed?
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