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DFU SONG: Dances With Wolves (Dances with Virgins, just in case al-Zarqawi rumors are true)
11-2005
| Lyrics, Doug from Upland
Posted on 11/20/2005 11:58:25 AM PST by doug from upland
MIDI - DANCES WITH WOLVES - first version
It is hot here...very hot...it's too hot here
I'm al-Zarqawi...I guess I'm dead
I had been blown up while in my bed
These virgins look like, to my surprise
Old Helen Thomas...Allah! My eyes!
I hate Americans...all Jews and Americans
I hate Americans...they got me and all my best men
I hate Americans...infidel Americans
I hate Americans...I can never kill again
Where is my own Heather Locklear or Pam Anderson
Judging by the faces I see, this will not be fun
This will not be fun...I have got to run
What did I fight for...this is just wrong
FReepers, I'm sure, will mock me in song
These virgins look like, to my surprise
Old Helen Thomas...Allah! My eyes!
I hate Americans...all the Jews and the Americans
They will get the last laugh once again...they will get the last laugh once again
I hate Americans...they have killed most of my finest men
They will get the last laugh once again...they will get the last laugh once again
Helen, no, not tonight...please, not tonight
TOPICS: Your Opinion/Questions
KEYWORDS: alzarqawi; blownup; hell; murderingslime; novirginsforyou
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Come over here, big boy
To: sono
From your idea - Dances with Virgins
To: doug from upland
aw jeez doug..... I WAS EATING!!!!!!
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posted on
11/20/2005 11:59:35 AM PST
by
Americanwolf
(Support the Minutemen Civil Defense Corp...Doing the Job our government won't !)
To: doug from upland
I thought she was a virgin, but I was wrong!
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posted on
11/20/2005 12:00:37 PM PST
by
Bogie
To: doug from upland
5
posted on
11/20/2005 12:02:24 PM PST
by
MEG33
(GOD BLESS OUR ARMED FORCES)
To: doug from upland
Iheard that the virgin thing was mistranslation....it should have been white rasin.....shriveled grape = Helen Thomas!
I see my mistake either road leads to Helen!
To: MEG33
This could be a fun thread. I wonder if we could come up with 72 unique visions for him. Here is No. 2
To: Americanwolf
Oh, baby. Would you like one of the new Clinton Chinese condoms?
To: doug from upland
My EYES.... They Bleed!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)
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posted on
11/20/2005 12:20:15 PM PST
by
Americanwolf
(Support the Minutemen Civil Defense Corp...Doing the Job our government won't !)
To: doug from upland
In the corner NOW!!!
10
posted on
11/20/2005 12:22:15 PM PST
by
tiredoflaundry
(The right wants victory, the left wants surrender. It's that simple.)
To: tiredoflaundry
The antidote to Viagra
To: doug from upland
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posted on
11/20/2005 12:26:17 PM PST
by
MEG33
(GOD BLESS OUR ARMED FORCES)
To: All
Feminist Andrea Dworkin is waiting
To: doug from upland
Hey,I think that woman was caught trying to lure kids into her gingerbread house!
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posted on
11/20/2005 12:31:28 PM PST
by
Farmer Dean
(Every time a toilet flushes,another liberal gets his brains.)
To: doug from upland
Come hitha, Zarqawi. I knew you would be coming, so I wore my favorite shirt.
To: doug from upland
Come over here, big boyI don't wanna be big anymore!
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posted on
11/20/2005 12:51:28 PM PST
by
EGPWS
To: doug from upland
Feminist Andrea Dworkin is waiting One has to ponder as to why Andrea is a feminist.
Certainly not because she touts a mindset that "bigger is better".
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posted on
11/20/2005 12:55:24 PM PST
by
EGPWS
To: GoforBroke
It's not raisins. It is the purest best juicy grapes a thirsty desert traveller could ever dream. Still, it would seem a flimsy enticement to the crime of murder and subsequent eternal damnation.
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posted on
11/20/2005 1:00:47 PM PST
by
RightWhale
(Repeal the law of the excluded middle)
To: All
Shalala is hot and waiting
19
posted on
11/20/2005 1:06:13 PM PST
by
doug from upland
(The troops will come home when the mission is complete)
To: doug from upland
Granny has been dispatched to Upland!
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posted on
11/20/2005 1:08:02 PM PST
by
tiredoflaundry
(The right wants victory, the left wants surrender. It's that simple.)
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