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Just Give Up Already - Or just be Zotted

Posted on 11/20/2005 7:20:18 AM PST by dream police

The hope for a better world and better America is gone. Finished. Done for. I don't know when this happened, but it did. So vote if you must. Democrat, Republican -- it doesn't matter. Better to enjoy yourself. Immerse yourself in pop culture. Go see Saw 3. What' J-Lo up to these days? Does Green Day have a new album? Forget about eating healthy. You think you're going to live forever? Have that extra cheese all meat pizza. You know you want it. Drink to excess. Don't pay your debts. Invite the collection agent to take it out in the parking lot if he doesn't like. But whatever you do, don't waste your time working for a better world because it's not going to happen.


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To: dream police

Did I make it?


21 posted on 11/20/2005 7:23:39 AM PST by jennyjenny
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To: dream police

Or choose a screen name from a lame 1980s hair band song.


22 posted on 11/20/2005 7:23:41 AM PST by pissant
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To: dream police

"You will pay the price for your lack of sentience!"

Ivan

23 posted on 11/20/2005 7:24:02 AM PST by MadIvan (You underestimate the power of the Dark Side - http://www.sithorder.com/)
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To: dream police

Well of COURSE a better world isn't going to happen as long as Green Day keeps making records!

Dammit, I just looked in the mirror. There's a huge ZOT on my chin.


24 posted on 11/20/2005 7:24:11 AM PST by domenad (In all things, in all ways, at all times, let honor guide me.)
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To: dream police

Mmmmmm, I smell meat.


25 posted on 11/20/2005 7:24:16 AM PST by DC native (Successfully escaped from DC)
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To: dream police

Can we play with this zot-able newbie fer a while?


26 posted on 11/20/2005 7:24:19 AM PST by digger48
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To: dream police
don't waste your time working for a better world because it's not going to happen.

I'll just do it for the money then.

27 posted on 11/20/2005 7:24:44 AM PST by Michael Goldsberry (an enemy of islam -- Joe Boucher; Leapfrog; Dr.Zoidberg; Lazamataz; ...)
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To: dream police

Mmmmmmmmmm, pizza....


28 posted on 11/20/2005 7:24:50 AM PST by shezza (Giving thanks for America's heroes, past and present)
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To: dream police

New DNC talking points?


29 posted on 11/20/2005 7:24:51 AM PST by SIDENET ("IT'S A COOKBOOK!!!")
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To: dream police


ZOT
30 posted on 11/20/2005 7:24:57 AM PST by MikefromOhio (We don't give a damn for the WHOLE state of Michigan.....)
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To: dream police

Sunday morning zot


31 posted on 11/20/2005 7:25:10 AM PST by M203M4
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To: TheMom

You forgot to add, "before the thread is pulled".


32 posted on 11/20/2005 7:25:18 AM PST by TheMom (Dix now has a fellow Texan to talk politics with.)
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To: armymarinemom

A truly representative pic. LOL


33 posted on 11/20/2005 7:25:25 AM PST by Paladin2 (If the political indictment's from Fitz, the jury always acquits.)
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To: dream police
You trolls are just so FUNNY!


34 posted on 11/20/2005 7:25:35 AM PST by RedBeaconNY (Vous parlez trop, mais vous ne dites rien.)
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To: SerpentDove
And has anyone seen the Johnny Cash movie yet?

JMO, but we loved it and we aren't even that big of fans of his. We thought it was excellent.

35 posted on 11/20/2005 7:25:36 AM PST by jennyjenny
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To: jennyjenny

Cool. I think I will see it today.


36 posted on 11/20/2005 7:26:32 AM PST by SerpentDove
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To: dream police

You are a fluke
Of the universe.
You have no right to be here.....
Deteriorata! Deteriorata!

Go placidly
Amid the noise and waste.
And remember what comfort there may be
In owning a piece thereof.

Avoid quiet and passive persons
Unless you are in need of sleep.

Rotate your tires.

Speak glowingly of those greater than yourself
And heed well their advice,
Even though they be turkeys.

Know what to kiss.....and when!

Consider that two wrongs never make a right
But that THREE.........do.

Wherever possible, put people on hold.

Be comforted that in the face of all aridity and disillusionment
And despite the changing fortunes of time,
There is always a big future in computer main-te-nance.

Chorus

You are a fluke
Of the universe.
You have no right to be here.
And whether you can hear it or not
The universe is laughing behind your back.

Remember the Pueblo.

Strive at all times to bend, fold, spindle and mu-ti-late.

Know yourself.
If you need help, call the FBI.

Exercise caution in your daily affairs,
Especially with those persons closest to you.
That lemon on your left, for instance.

Be assured that a walk through the ocean of most souls
Would scarcely get your feet wet.

Fall not in love therefore;
It will stick to your face.

Gracefully surrender the things of youth:
The birds, clean air, tuna, Taiwan
And let not the sands of time
Get in your lunch.

Hire people with hooks.

For a good time call 606-4311;
Ask for "Ken."

Take heart amid the deepening gloom
That your dog is finally getting enough cheese.

And reflect that whatever misfortune may be your lot
It could only be worse in Milwaukee.

Chorus

You are a fluke
Of the universe.
You have no right to be here.
And whether you can hear it or not
The universe is laughing behind your back.

Therefore, make peace with your god
Whatever you conceive him to be---
Hairy thunderer, or cosmic muffin.

With all its hopes, dreams, promises and urban renewal
The world continues to deteriorate.

GIVE UP!

Reprise

You are a fluke
Of the universe.
You have no right to be here.
And whether you can hear it or not
The universe is laughing behind your back.

Performed by National Lampoon on "National Lampoon Radio Dinner," a 1972 recording by Blue Thumb Records. Lyrics by Tony Hendra.


37 posted on 11/20/2005 7:26:46 AM PST by COBOL2Java (The Katrina Media never gets anything right, so why should I believe them?)
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To: dream police

What? A socialist up before 8am? On a Sunday? ROFLMAO.

Cheap Trick called. They want their song title back, or you need to pay them royalites. Welcome to the world of Capitalism, Dude! ;)


38 posted on 11/20/2005 7:27:32 AM PST by Diana in Wisconsin (Save The Earth. It's The Only Planet With Chocolate.)
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To: dream police
From what street corner are you yelling these pearls of wisdom? Are you wearing a Santa's costume? Or are you some drunk begging for money?
39 posted on 11/20/2005 7:28:36 AM PST by Chgogal (Democrats cut and run, Marines don't. OR Democrats are silent and millions die. Which to use?)
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To: SerpentDove

I don't support Hollywood any more. If someone I know buys it, I may watch it, but I refuse to give money to people who turn around and support people like Pelosi and Hillary Clinton. The movie looks pretty good though...I am a huge Cash fan.


40 posted on 11/20/2005 7:29:11 AM PST by willyd (No nation has ever taxed its citizens into prosperity)
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