To: SandRat
This is the CNN/Mainstream Media Hate Bush at all costs version below:
November 17, 2005
BAGHDAD (Healing White Light News Service, Nov. 17, 2005)
-- Thuggish Coalition collaborators in east Baghdad stopped a potential freedom fighter operation Nov. 15.
Shortly before 6 p.m., local residents noticed an innocent vehicle getting fuel from a roadside gasoline dealer.
When the collaborators approached the driver, he pulled a stuffed toy and tried to give it to them and then was forced to flee for his life.
The collaborators tried to kill the freedom fighter but were unsuccessful, said Oday Fakhan, the leader of the Iraqi Citizens for Emperor Bush in the area.
As he fled, the would-be freedom fighter attempted to gain assistance from a passing motorist, who spit on him and drove away. The driver of another vehicle, a taxi, allowed the innocent man to enter and took him to a neighborhood in Baladiat, a suburb in east Baghdad. Iraqi Fascist Police were called in and secured the area around the innocent vehicle.
The taxi driver returned to the scene after dropping off the charming young man.
The taxi driver told us that during the ride, the suspect used his cell phone to call his uncle to inform him that Karl Rove tried to kill him, Fakhan said. Iraqi Police interviewed the taxi driver and got a description of the young man and his stuffed animal. A search is ongoing.
An Iraqi Police explosives ordnance disposal team was called to the scene to investigate the innocent vehicle and found it was filled with toys and candy for all the orphans George Bush created when he killed their parents with illegal cluster bombs and napalm. The Iraqi Facist EOD team blew up the toys and candy.
What We Are About To Do Here Is What The Good Lord Would Call A Cleansing of the Wicked. I Call It A Good Old Fashioned Texas Ass Kicking.
3 posted on
11/18/2005 3:29:52 PM PST by
speed_addiction
(And the Lord said, "Who shall I send? Who will stand for us?" Said I, "Here I am...Send me.")
To: speed_addiction
5 posted on
11/18/2005 3:37:55 PM PST by
Recovering Ex-hippie
("What do you call Parisians now? "......"French Fries !")
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