I copied it off of another board. One of the members there has a unique talent for skewering news stories like this.
What We Are About To Do Here Is What The Good Lord Would Call A Cleansing of the Wicked. I Call It A Good Old Fashioned Texas Ass Kicking.
6 posted on 11/18/2005 3:42:25 PM PST by speed_addiction
(And the Lord said, "Who shall I send? Who will stand for us?" Said I, "Here I am...Send me.")