He was crazy. The phone was unhooked the whole time.
THEY URINATE IN THERE!!
LOL! Almost forgot:
Frank (from the answering machine): Jerry, it's Frank Costanza, Mr. Steinbrenner is here, George is dead, call me back!
(The phone rings again)
Jerry (answering phone): Hello?
George (other end of phone): Hey, it's George.
Jerry: Where have you been?!?
George: What?
Jerry: I just got the most bizarre message from you father,
Steinbrenner is at you house, they think you're dead!
George: Dead?
Jerry: Yeah, and we had an accident with your car, it's a little crumpled.
George: My car is a little crumpled?!?
Jerry: Yeah, yeah, I didn't know what to do so I put it back at the stadium. Oh, wait a second, wait a second, they saw the car, they saw the blood, they couldn't find ya, and now that's why Steinbrenner thinks you're dead!
George: Okay, I gotta head back right away, I'll -- I gotta figure something out here.
Jerry: Well you gotta call your parents.
George: I can't, Steinbrenner might still be there!
Jerry: Aren't you gonna tell your parents you're still alive?
George: Nnnooo! They could use the break!