Rumors of my death have been greatly exaggerated.
"The rumors of my demise are greatly exaggerated"
Mark Martin? Is there a NASCAR ping list?
Not half as shocked as they were.
He got better.
"I'm not dead yet!"
"In fact, just to make things right, we've sent out a team to kill the guy".
I wonder why the family wasn't asked to identify the body?
Steinbrenner: Mrs. Costanza?
Estelle (smiling): Yesss?
Steinbrenner: My name is George Steinbrenner, I'm afraid I have some very sad new about your son.
(Costanza living room)
Estelle (crying): I can't believe it, he was so young. How could this have happened?
Steinbrenner: Well, he'd been logging some pretty heavy hours, first one in in the morning, last one to leave at night. That kid was a human dynamo.
Estelle: Are you sure you're talking about George?
Steinbrenner: You are Mr. and Mrs. Costanza?
Frank (yelling): What the hell did you trade Jay Buhner for?!? He had 30 home runs, over 100 RBIs last year, he's got a rocket for an arm, you don't know what the hell you're doin'!!
Steinbrenner: Well, Buener was a good prospect, no question about it. But my baseball people love Ken Phelps' bat. They kept saying 'Ken Phelps , Ken Phelps'.
I find it surprising that a group of young people was reading a newspaper. I pretty much thought the demographic for that was over 50 these days.
Geez, at least once a week on one of the Law and Order or CSI clones, you see a parent brought to the morgue to identify a child. They gently pull away the sheet covering the corpse, and the mother or father will start to cry and nod their head in the affirmative. Once in a while, it's not their kid. But, I guess if the corpse has somebody's i.d. in his pocket, that's enough to publish the name in the newspaper.
"Kaaaay! We heard you were dead! You look good!"